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is. You’re kidding yourself; nobody wants to see a strangers penis swinging around in their face.</p><p id="fcbb">Keep your junk in the trunk and come up with some better ideas.</p><h2 id="14d9">MMGA</h2><p id="f3ae">As a collective, we need to stop reading these articles and people will stop writing them. I’m guilty as I always click them to see the bullshit within.</p><p id="4bd4">Let’s move past these and get back to the old style of Medium. Let’s have a push on heartfelt, well-written articles. It’s the reason why many people join Medium. It was these articles that pushed me to join back in 2019. And they are reason I stay. In recent times it’s become harder to find these good stories. So I say, from today you should stop swinging that dick in strangers faces and start being creative again.</p><p id="e755">Oh and, Please stop rewriting Medium emails and passing them off as articles.</p><p id="ff77">Make Medium Great Again and stop swinging that dick.</p><p id="c14b">Strangers don’t like it.</p><p id="045c"><i>I know there’s 0.001% chance you’ll click this <a href="https://liam-m.medium.com/membership">referral link</a>, instead click <a href="https://liam-m.medium.com/subscribe">this to subscribe</a> to my email list.</i></p><div id="5f7c" class=

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Writing About Your Earnings is Like Getting Your Dick Out in Public

Nobody wants to see it.

Image — Lance Turner

Put the dick away and stop bragging about how much you earned. Everyone knows it’s a lie. Writing about how much you earned is as bland as stale bread. Readers can see through the clickbait titles.

Clickbait titles include; “How to make $5000 per article” — Guy with 200 followers

“How to guarantee your article will go viral” — Random woman’s first article”

“How much money you can earn from 1000 views” — Someone who doesn’t understand the MPP

If you write trashy clickbait titles like these, be prepared for the hate to roll in.

Image from comment section of lying author.- Screenshot from Medium

Even though you think you’re Mr big balls writing stuff like this. You’re kidding yourself; nobody wants to see a strangers penis swinging around in their face.

Keep your junk in the trunk and come up with some better ideas.

MMGA

As a collective, we need to stop reading these articles and people will stop writing them. I’m guilty as I always click them to see the bullshit within.

Let’s move past these and get back to the old style of Medium. Let’s have a push on heartfelt, well-written articles. It’s the reason why many people join Medium. It was these articles that pushed me to join back in 2019. And they are reason I stay. In recent times it’s become harder to find these good stories. So I say, from today you should stop swinging that dick in strangers faces and start being creative again.

Oh and, Please stop rewriting Medium emails and passing them off as articles.

Make Medium Great Again and stop swinging that dick.

Strangers don’t like it.

I know there’s 0.001% chance you’ll click this referral link, instead click this to subscribe to my email list.

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