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Women Must Now Cover Their Arms in Missouri House
Republicans are out of their fucking minds

Republicans rejoiced when the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade. At long last, the party that demands the death penalty for capital offenses could now protect the unborn — at least until they commit a capital offense. Yeah, that makes sense.
Smelling blood in the water, political pundits across the country predicted a red tide would wipe out the Democratic party until it didn’t. Thank God for Donald Trump and his slate of ass clown candidates.
With the smallest of margins, Republicans took control of the House. I’m still not sure whose victory dance was the worse, the GOP in general or Kevin McCarthy’s drive for the speaker’s post that took 15 rounds and numerous concessions to the House Freedom Crock-of-shit.
But now, the Missouri House of Representatives has managed to top that tom-foolery.
According to the Washington Post, Republican state Rep. Ann Kelley’s push to amend the House’s formal rules by requiring women to wear a blazer while in the chamber. Read that again. A female state representative introduced a rule requiring women to wear blazers in the chamber.
During the debate, Kelley said: “You would think that all you would have to do is say, ‘dress professionally’ and women could handle it!”

But that’s not what Kelley’s rule proposed.
Commonsense almost reigned, and the rules were amended to require female lawmakers to cover their arms but also allowed for cardigans and other kinds of jackets.
The last time I saw severe clothing restrictions was when the Taliban required women to be covered from head to toe.
There are, of course, similar dress codes for male House members. The rules state that “proper attire for gentlemen shall be business attire, including coat, tie, dress trousers, and dress shoes or boots.”
Do Missouri Republican House members have so little to do that they need to tell women how to dress?
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not suggesting members show up to work in flip-flops and spandex. But folks, this is 2023, not 1953. The “little woman” ain’t that anymore.
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