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4">Do I need to tell you it was funny? If you haven’t seen it, better go check it out. Yes, I will wait.</p><p id="6189">What did I tell you?</p><p id="8f78"><a href="https://readmedium.com/medium-sent-me-a-free-t-shirt-6bcac8b2d2a6">Medium didn’t send her a T-shirt for no reason, you know.</a></p><p id="b5ea">I left a comment saying that I will buy her a coffee because I enjoyed it so much. She replied within minutes saying that if I did that, it would be a birthday present since today is her birthday.</p><p id="0f31">I may be a weirdo, but I am not a cheap weirdo. So I bought her two coffees. One for the funny story, and one for her birthday.</p><p id="2b94">Now that you know that it is her birthday, I think you should swing over to <a href="https://ko-fi.com/rozwarren"><b>her Kofi page</b></a>, and buy her a cup of coffee. I mean she does so much for Medium, the least of which is to keep us laughing. God knows we can all use some laughter these days.</p><p id="35b9">And while you’re over there, you might even consider <a href="https://ko-fi.com/misterweirdo">buying me some coffee </a>as well. Actually, I prefer some Chai. No, not chai tea; that would be like saying chai chai, or tea tea.</p><figure id="95cb"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/0*mBsvgq4s3eddmdbP"><figcaption>Photo by <a href="https://unsplash.com/@introspectivedsgn?utm_source=medium&amp;utm_medium=referral">Erik Mclean</a> on <a href="https://unsplash.com?utm_source=medium&amp;utm_medium=referral">Unsplash</a></figcaption></figure><h2 id="1397">As always, thank you for reading and responding.</h2><h2 id="2e22">Here are some of my other stories:</h2><div id="2d40" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/recap-of-walking-route-66-stories-c54a92b1f8c0"> <div> <div> <h2>Weekly Recaps of Walking Route 66 Stories</h2>

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HUMOR | CONNECTION

Why I Bought Two Coffees For Roz

And why you should buy at least one for her.

Photo by Ashkan Forouzani on Unsplash

Do you know Roz Warren?

You should. After all, she is the Medium Sherpa.

She is also a very funny lady.

(I know, that is three one-sentence paragraphs in a row — make that four.)

Sorry about that, Mr Fan, but I digress.

Well, I read a story this morning that Roz published. It was funnier than hell. You didn’t know hell was funny, did you?

You learn something new every day.

Anyhow, she wrote about making money on Medium last month — it is mandatory for every writer, you know. (I better finish mine that I have been putting off forever and a day.)

Do I need to tell you it was funny? If you haven’t seen it, better go check it out. Yes, I will wait.

What did I tell you?

Medium didn’t send her a T-shirt for no reason, you know.

I left a comment saying that I will buy her a coffee because I enjoyed it so much. She replied within minutes saying that if I did that, it would be a birthday present since today is her birthday.

I may be a weirdo, but I am not a cheap weirdo. So I bought her two coffees. One for the funny story, and one for her birthday.

Now that you know that it is her birthday, I think you should swing over to her Kofi page, and buy her a cup of coffee. I mean she does so much for Medium, the least of which is to keep us laughing. God knows we can all use some laughter these days.

And while you’re over there, you might even consider buying me some coffee as well. Actually, I prefer some Chai. No, not chai tea; that would be like saying chai chai, or tea tea.

Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash

As always, thank you for reading and responding.

Here are some of my other stories:

Graphic created by Rasheed Hooda using Canva

Will you buy me some chai?

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