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ll now. What about dogs?</p><h1 id="6725">The Snow Dogs</h1><figure id="8765"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/0*cEIW9ReMX-8FGNrx.jpg"><figcaption><b>I know Rudy was short, but that’s no reason to bury him in a pet cemetery. I mean he did play for Notre Dame.</b> (AP / Seth Wenig)</figcaption></figure><p id="082e">Oh. Right.</p><p id="78f1">Dogs don’t live very long.</p><p id="63a0">. . .</p><p id="2a2c">Tune in next week when we feature the cast of A Very Cosby Thanksgiving on Where Are They Now!</p><p id="4240">Enjoyed yourself? Then read this, Stupid:</p><div id="5bbc" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/the-last-laugh-9d6dfdebb58f"> <div> <div> <h2>The Last Laugh</h2> <div><h3>A look at the funniest tombstones of all time</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*R1fvEqId-7bDWryon7w2gw.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="b2cd">I loved this article from <a href="undefined">David Volk</a> this week:</p><div id="e7d2" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/why-im-still-wearing-a-mask-a9b79fa6093e"> <div> <div> <h2>Why I’m Still Wearing A Mask</h2> <div><h3>And It’s Not Why You Might Think</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*0WS3Mmw3GhGe0xwh)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

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Where Are they Now? The Cast of Snow Dogs

The Celebrities of Yesterday . . . Today!

Due to licensing issues, I was forced to use the first image that appears on Unsplash when you type in ‘Snow Dogs’. (Image by James Padolsey)

This week on “Where Are They Now?” we look at the cast of the 2002 film Snow Dogs, starring Cuba Gooding Jr.

This delightful tail (oh what a hilarious misspelling) follows a Miami Dentist (Cuba. Wait, I thought he was from Miami?) who inherits a team of sled dogs. He has to learn how to shepherd these dogs over the Alaskan wilderness in a fierce race, or risk losing the animals to a crusty mountain man.

Filmed on location over 21 years ago, the movie was released to underwhelming critical reception. Luckily it made $115 million at the box office, and back in 2002, money was worth more than it was today. That probably translates to somewhere in the neighborhood of $2.5 billion in 2023 dollars. If that’s true, it means that Snow Dogs outgrossed Avatar 2 at the box office. Feel free to steal that fun anecdote for your next cocktail party!

Let’s take a look at what the cast is up to today.

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Can you imagine spending all that time erasing the background on an image of Cuba Gooding Jr.? What kind of a unfulfilled life would you have to lead in order to waste half an afternoon in front of your Microsoft Surface with your new Surface pen meticulously going over an image taken from Wikipedia in Paint 360 in order to . . . alright fine it was me. (Image Bandit1155 from Creative Commons)

Oh my . . .

It appears that in 2019, Gooding was charged with misdemeanors for forcible touching and sexual abuse in the third degree after he allegedly groped a woman in Times Square. Then in October of the same year he was indicted on a separate sexual abuse charge. Since then over 30 women have come forward to accuse Gooding of unwanted sexual touching.

Well, let’s move on shall we? I wonder what Sisqo is up to?

Sisqo

I’m aware that Sisqo has an ó in his name, but it seems like a lot of effort to copy and paste that symbol every time. (Image by Jax 0677 in Creative Commons)

Since 2002, Sisqo has re-released many version of The Thong Song, with diminishing returns. In 2010 Sisqo was a contestant on Britain’s Celebrity Big Brother 7, in which he placed 8th.

Sisqo recently released a holiday book for children entitled Sisqo’s Perfect Christmas. The book is beloved by children everywhere, so long as they are related to Sisqo, because otherwise it is unlikely they would ever have encountered this poor seller.

Well that probably wasn’t the career he was hoping for. Surely somebody from the cast is doing well now. What about dogs?

The Snow Dogs

I know Rudy was short, but that’s no reason to bury him in a pet cemetery. I mean he did play for Notre Dame. (AP / Seth Wenig)

Oh. Right.

Dogs don’t live very long.

. . .

Tune in next week when we feature the cast of A Very Cosby Thanksgiving on Where Are They Now!

Enjoyed yourself? Then read this, Stupid:

I loved this article from David Volk this week:

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