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by. Can you hear me now?</p><p id="3d23">UWC — Yes, baby. God, I missed you. I need you so badly! Can you come over?</p><p id="2740">Johnson — Can’t. But we can sex each other up right now. Come on. Let’s rub one out on the phone. It’s pretty private here. Where are you?</p><p id="247c">UWC — Just hopped in my car to go to Tommy’s. I need a jolt so bad.</p><p id="1a6c">Johnson — More than your ______ in your thong? Come on. It won’t take long. I’ll make you feel good.</p><p id="c959">UWC — Okay. Okay. Let me pull onto the side of the road. I hope the cops don’t drive by. Remember what happened last time. He caught me while I _____ on your _____.</p><p id="6445">Johnson — Fuck. That was awesome. Hey, guess where my ___ is now?</p><p id="379a">UWC — Your what? Damn cell phone static. Whatever. Oh, that feels so good. I ___when you ____ hard down on my _____.</p><p id="ea83">Johnson — You want me to do what? My shifter is in the way! It won’t ____ that far.</p><p id="9f1d">UWC — Do you ____ it won’t reach my _? Did it get ____ since I saw you last? ___ ___ it! Just pu it __ already.</p><p id="6dfb">Johnson — Pull over? I’ve already pulled over. What are you doing? I ough you was ___ in _our ____ and __cking ____.</p><p id="4b87">UWC — You’re fucking someone else! You prick! I am gonna ____ _______

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in ______ on ______ done.</p><p id="8eb3">Johnson — Cum? Oh yes. Fuck yes. Come for me. _____ baby ____ all over y____</p><p id="85ec">UWC — Fuck. I needed that. Thanks, baby. Chat later.</p><p id="c303">Johnson — Bye, lover.</p><p id="9dee">Agent Townsend pressed stop. She finished up her notes and then moved on to the next day. “Day 58 of the Johnson review.” She hit play.</p><p id="97f0">Johnson — Hey, baby. Yesterday was amazing. I came all over my shorts, thinking of you rubbing one out in your car. Want to do it again?</p><p id="3424">UWC — I’m ________.</p><div id="e8cc" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/if-my-smartphone-could-talk-e6668ede5113"> <div> <div> <h2>If My Smartphone Could Talk</h2> <div><h3>Did you know I have feelings? No, I’m not kidding. Each time you write, your feelings sink down from the words into me…</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*QlsC8_Fi396uDf0JjRR9-Q.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="d000">I do love talking about my cell phone. I wish she could talk back.</p></article></body>

When Cell Phone Sex Goes Wrong

Does technology make it easier or HARDER? You decide.

“Day 57 of the Johnson file. To date, his phone calls have been innocuous. No evidence of foul play. I’m beginning to think he’s innocent.” Agent Townsend pressed play on the tape. Her Notepad is ready for her scribbles.

Johnson — Baby! I missed you. Where are you now? I got a package for you.

Unknown Woman Caller (UWC)— Loverlips. Where are you? I just got back from Montreal. I missed you so bad.

Johnson — I’m in the car, heading to __________.”

UWC — What? I didn’t get that.

Johnson — _______ville

UWC — Frippville? Where the fuck is that? Do you have me on speaker again? You know I hate that baby.

Johnson — Fuck. Wait. I pulled off the highway. I’m on my way to Fabricville. I need some vinyl for my truck. Now baby. Can you hear me now?

UWC — Yes, baby. God, I missed you. I need you so badly! Can you come over?

Johnson — Can’t. But we can sex each other up right now. Come on. Let’s rub one out on the phone. It’s pretty private here. Where are you?

UWC — Just hopped in my car to go to Tommy’s. I need a jolt so bad.

Johnson — More than your ______ in your thong? Come on. It won’t take long. I’ll make you feel good.

UWC — Okay. Okay. Let me pull onto the side of the road. I hope the cops don’t drive by. Remember what happened last time. He caught me while I _____ on your _____.

Johnson — Fuck. That was awesome. Hey, guess where my ___ is now?

UWC — Your what? Damn cell phone static. Whatever. Oh, that feels so good. I ___when you ____ hard down on my _____.

Johnson — You want me to do what? My shifter is in the way! It won’t ____ that far.

UWC — Do you ____ it won’t reach my _____? Did it get ____ since I saw you last? ___ ___ it! Just pu____ it __ already.

Johnson — Pull over? I’ve already pulled over. What are you doing? I _ough_ you was ___ in _our ____ and __cking ____.

UWC — You’re fucking someone else! You prick! I am gonna ____ _______ in ______ on ______ done.

Johnson — Cum? Oh yes. Fuck yes. Come for me. _____ baby ____ all over y____

UWC — Fuck. I needed that. Thanks, baby. Chat later.

Johnson — Bye, lover.

Agent Townsend pressed stop. She finished up her notes and then moved on to the next day. “Day 58 of the Johnson review.” She hit play.

Johnson — Hey, baby. Yesterday was amazing. I came all over my shorts, thinking of you rubbing one out in your car. Want to do it again?

UWC — I’m ________.

If My Smartphone Could Talk

Did you know I have feelings? No, I’m not kidding. Each time you write, your feelings sink down from the words into me…

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I do love talking about my cell phone. I wish she could talk back.