Whatever kicker
Whatever with Pictures of Boobs
Boobs Boobs Boobs!!!
Whatever.
That’s what my wife said when I told her I needed more boob time to feel good about myself. She has been dismissive lately. Always playing one of her Wordle games.
I HATE wordle. She’s addicted to this crap, and we don’t have our daily boob-watching sessions anymore. Because “it’s distracting.” She “can’t focus.” She “love[s] me but need[s] to expand her vocabulary.”
Before you haul me over the coals, ask yourself what you would do in my position.
Take into account that being deprived of boob time is hard. With age, I became addicted to breasts. Since I swore to be faithful to my wife’s boobs, I can’t ask other women for boob time replacement. Well, I could. But it would be a one-way ticket to boob jail.
It’s tough.
However, I’m kind of a trickster and swore faithfulness only IRL.
But in the metaverse, it’s different. I can have boob time there with other women. It doesn’t count cause it’s all electronic. Why would my wife be angry at me for spending time with zeroes and ones?
While my wife was playing Wordle this morning, I browsed the metaverse for pictures. Using the 3D glasses she got me for my birthday of course.
“Have fun, honey!” She shouted as I was switching them on. She sounded happy with herself. As if she had played a trick on her trickster of husband.
Here’s what I found behind my goggles.
I call this collection “Whatever with Pictures of Boobs”
Boobs of keikogi
Side boob of whatever
Boobs of the dance
Hidden boobs of fever
My wife tricked me this morning, and I didn’t like it. I was ready to burst and shout at her when I found the perfect solution. And on Medium of all places! It was an article about boobs AND Wordle. The ideal combination!! Thank you, Kristine Laco.
You saved my marriage.
If you know someone who likes boobs, why not offer them a Medium membership using my referral link? As a thank you gift, I’ll send you my favorite pictures of boobs (find a preview below).
