What Makes A Blowjob Amazing? Based On A Survey I Sent To My Friends
I didn’t expect them to be so open about it.
I went to WhatsApp, Telegram, Messenger, and even WeChat; and then I spammed my contacts with the following request,
“Guys! I want to write about amazing blowjobs! What is the one thing your partner does that turns you on; every single time?”
Below are the 10 best answers (plus mine). Best means that they made me horny and willing to try them.
(to protect their privacy, I used names of characters or actors from a movie.)
Vincent –- “When she’s waiting for me behind the door, down on her knees.”
What makes it powerful? “There’s a bit of power-play here. We both enjoy the idea that she’s my sex slave. In reality, she’s been there for thirty seconds because she received an alert on her phone that I was arriving, but we pretend she’s been waiting all day for the return of her master. Sometimes I make her wait a bit, affecting to be busy, but usually, I close the door and put my pants down as fast as possible without even removing my shoes or coat.”
Vincent adds, “on these days, I’m usually the one doing the cooking, the dishes, and any other domestic chore that’s been waiting for me.”
Sounds fair!
Anton — “When she gives me her finger to suck on.”
What makes it connecting? “It makes both of us super-hot. She’s somehow penetrating my mouth at the same time she takes me in. It increases the connection between our bodies; we become a sexy Mobius ring! [Anton is a bit of a math nerd] And I can give her hints on what I want at the moment. Her finger becomes a remote control. Whether I suck harder or lick it gently, she does the same with me.”
It’s a homemade remote control vibrator!
Ethan — “When I’m sitting at my desk, and she crawls under it.”
What makes it naughty? “I feel like a naughty professor or a perverted manager. I’m there sitting at my desk and typing or reading on the computer. She crawls under the desk and starts stroking my crotch. I lift myself so that she can remove my pants and sit on the edge of the chair for easier access. The whole thing makes me so excited that I come much faster than usual. With time, we established two rules. One is never during a conf call. The second is reciprocity. I love to crawl under it myself.”
Jerome — “When she says, there’s nothing for dessert, but I can suck you.”
What makes it mouth-watering? “The first time, it was all about the surprise. I didn’t know if she was joking or not. Now it’s all about the tension. When it’s her turn to prepare the meal, I get over-excited about the idea. Usually, I can’t resist and ask her, ‘what do we have for dessert today?’ Her smile is worthy of Mona Lisa’s.”
Maybe that’s the explanation? Leonardo da Vinci asked her what was for desert before doing the sketch!
Eugene — “When she licks my balls, and I masturbate at the same time.”
What makes it lickalicious? “You know what they say, never better served than by ourselves. It’s even better when we are two to serve me! I’m not sure why, something with the rhythm, but I can’t come from receiving head directly. I like it, of course. It’s great foreplay or part of the sex, but I need to finish differently. Seeing her head between my legs and her tongue on my ball is an absolute turn-on. I try to masturbate as slow as possible; it’s not easy!”
Jude — “When she takes my penis between her breasts.”
What makes it squeezy? “I’m not sure it fully counts as a blowjob? She has gorgeous breasts, the most beautiful ever. Usually, I start by massaging her, using oil. Then I sort of sit on her and put my penis between her breasts. She rubs it and licks it with the tip of her tongue when in range. The sensation is exquisite, and I like being able to control it. I can last longer this way.”
Josef — “When she touches my balls with her feet.”
How does it work? Ok, this one was a surprise. Josef’s partner is flexible enough to sit in some lotus position while sucking on Josef’s sex. Josef is on his back, holding his legs wide opened or having them rest on his partner’s thighs.
What makes it thrilling? “The toes are not as agile as the fingers. It makes the touch on the balls more random in frequency and intensity. Never knowing when the next stroke will come and how strong it will be is driving me crazy.”
Antonio — “When she licks all the way down to my anus and back.”
What makes it exquisite? “Feeling the heat of her breath and tongue on my sex, perineum, and anus is intense. I’m never sure where she’ll stop. Is she going to rim me a bit? Or to suck my balls? Or maybe she’ll just quickly come back to the top? She’s everywhere.”
Hugo — “When she says, I can suck your dick at 10 AM or 1 PM, what do you prefer?”
What makes it official? “That’s one good side of Covid, sex during the day! I love to have such appointments. We synchronize our calendars in the morning during breakfast. My schedule is very flexible, so I usually I can adapt to her constraints. I mostly choose the later time; the wait is almost as enjoyable as the act itself. I get so excited that the hardest thing is to avoid masturbating before!”
Lamar — “When I get a voucher for a blowjob on-demand.”
How does it work? “We make bets. The winner gets a voucher for oral sex on demand. Vouchers are valid for one-week maximum. It’s better to have a defined and limited timeframe because there’s a bit of psychological pressure on the partner expected to give oral. As soon as the voucher is issued, you can ask your partner for oral whenever you please. They can’t refuse.”
What makes it appetizing? “It’s like holding a winning lottery ticket in your pocket. You’re constantly thinking of how and when you’re going to use it. You’re at a party, you look at your partner, and they know you’re thinking about asking them for oral sex in the bathroom or wherever possible. And then you don’t use it yet. You wait some more. It’s hot! Last time, I used it when I was preparing dinner. Best appetizer, ever!”
Lamar finally warns not to use your voucher on the first day, “it would be a shame and waste using it so fast.”
Smillew — “When I’m doing a headstand at the same time.”
Thank you, Yoga! You gave me the best blowjob of my life.
Ps: the next installment of the survey is about giving oral sex. If you want to participate, answer the questions on SurveyMonkey here!