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<p id="af51">My life is part bathroom breaks, part online shopping, facilitated by the snugness of the couch ( including damaging the pause and rewind buttons on the remote) and loads of junk food.</p><p id="71bf">Future laziness hinges on the possible return of my favourite shows post-COVID-19 in 2021. Some of the highlights in social distancing were derived from a can of beer, a bag of chips and loads of chocolates and cookies.</p><p id="4f68">There are moments I view myself as I might appear to an outsider, <b>“<i>as a gal who knew how to live her life to the fullest”, </i></b>disregarding all expectations.</p><p id="a476">Sleeping-in is a must-do in the lives of procrastinators. For a brief moment, they are waking up from their couches to expose their sleep habits to our zombie-eyed world.</p><p id="91af">Most of what I know about procrastination I’ve reinforced from sleeping-in and binging every day. Specifically, I believe that procrastination requires, in order of priority, sleeping in, binging and stuffing my face, all of which find their complements in the habit of procrastination.</p><p id="ba92">Sleeping-in is the antidote to the constant buzz of modern living. It brings the stressed-out individual face to face with the pillow and without which no procrastination can take place.</p><p id="7cfd"><b>For me, sleeping-in is not just a requirement for the master procrastinator, it’s pretty

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well synonymous with it.</b></p><p id="75f6">As always thanks for reading. Keep the comments and corrections coming.</p><p id="d851"><a href="https://rb.gy/0bfahg"><b><i>Sign up for the master procrastinator’s mail list.</i></b></a></p><p id="5dbd">You might also like:</p><div id="5a99" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/on-not-writing-4dfba7a3f7b1"> <div> <div> <h2>On Not Writing</h2> <div><h3>A Memoir on the Art of Procrastination</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*RDqUVhBW3BHjgFt-zGAR3Q.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="09db" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/diary-of-an-online-dating-newbie-b2be91e98035"> <div> <div> <h2>Diary of an Online Dating Newbie</h2> <div><h3>A single mama’s search for love</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*NbYUNqA50WWPJAS7Cz0GSw.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

PRODUCTIVITY

What I Talk About When I Talk About Sleeping-In

A look at how my bed nurtures procrastination

I started sleeping-in when I was 20. Since then, I have destroyed the snooze button on 15 different alarm clocks. In July 2020, I spent an average of 20 hours a day, six days a week shuffling between my bed, the kitchen and the washroom. In no particular order.

Lately, I have developed a fondness for binge-watching Netflix. Although I am losing the battle for the remote against my family, I have no intention of quitting. To give up binging would be like giving up laziness, which would be like giving up procrastination.

When I exhaust my Netflix membership my profile will read:

Margaret Reflections August 1st 2020 to **** Pillow and Couch Lover. At Least She Never Worked.

My life is part bathroom breaks, part online shopping, facilitated by the snugness of the couch ( including damaging the pause and rewind buttons on the remote) and loads of junk food.

Future laziness hinges on the possible return of my favourite shows post-COVID-19 in 2021. Some of the highlights in social distancing were derived from a can of beer, a bag of chips and loads of chocolates and cookies.

There are moments I view myself as I might appear to an outsider, “as a gal who knew how to live her life to the fullest”, disregarding all expectations.

Sleeping-in is a must-do in the lives of procrastinators. For a brief moment, they are waking up from their couches to expose their sleep habits to our zombie-eyed world.

Most of what I know about procrastination I’ve reinforced from sleeping-in and binging every day. Specifically, I believe that procrastination requires, in order of priority, sleeping in, binging and stuffing my face, all of which find their complements in the habit of procrastination.

Sleeping-in is the antidote to the constant buzz of modern living. It brings the stressed-out individual face to face with the pillow and without which no procrastination can take place.

For me, sleeping-in is not just a requirement for the master procrastinator, it’s pretty well synonymous with it.

As always thanks for reading. Keep the comments and corrections coming.

Sign up for the master procrastinator’s mail list.

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