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LIVE FREE OR BUY

What Can You Buy at Freedom News?

A Quiz

Photo by the Author

Based on the author’s visit to Freedom News, 610 West 42nd St. New York, New York on Sunday, October 23, 2022, 2:31 p.m.

Can this be bought at Freedom News?

  1. Leopard-print umbrellas
  2. M&M’s, plain and peanut
  3. Pet Wee Wee pads
  4. Foster Grant Sunglasses
  5. Twinkies
  6. Swiffer Wet Mopping Cloths
  7. $1,000,000 Bonus Word Cashword scratch-off lottery cards
  8. Swiss Navy lubricant, water based and silicone
  9. Kikkoman soy sauce, 10 fl. oz.
  10. Tide Pods Plus Ultra Oxi Free Liquid Laundry Detergent Pacs
  11. Fancy Feast cat food, Wild Alaskan Salmon & Shrimp in Gravy
  12. Brew Dr. Clear Mind Kombucha 14oz
  13. Doritos Flamin’ Hot chips
  14. Durex Performax Intense Condoms
  15. Tampax Tampons
  16. Loverboy Sparkling Hard Tea Hibiscus Lime
  17. Buzzy Butterfly vibrator from Wet Dreams, in both pink and lavender
  18. The New York Times
  19. The Washington Post
  20. The New York Daily News
  21. The Economist
  22. The New Yorker
  23. The Wall Street Journal
  24. The Financial Times
  25. Any bound periodical, gazette, magazine, pamphlet, book or graphic novel comprised of ink on paper and containing what is widely understood to be “news.”
  26. Three practically-hidden dog-eared copies of Rupert Murdoch’s New York Post that I found out about only because I asked the manager if they sell any newspapers or magazines at a store called Freedom News.
  27. Freedom.

ANSWERS:

№ 1–17 Yes

№ 18–25 No

№26 Yes

№27 Only you can answer that.

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