LIVE FREE OR BUY
What Can You Buy at Freedom News?
A Quiz

Based on the author’s visit to Freedom News, 610 West 42nd St. New York, New York on Sunday, October 23, 2022, 2:31 p.m.
Can this be bought at Freedom News?
- Leopard-print umbrellas
- M&M’s, plain and peanut
- Pet Wee Wee pads
- Foster Grant Sunglasses
- Twinkies
- Swiffer Wet Mopping Cloths
- $1,000,000 Bonus Word Cashword scratch-off lottery cards
- Swiss Navy lubricant, water based and silicone
- Kikkoman soy sauce, 10 fl. oz.
- Tide Pods Plus Ultra Oxi Free Liquid Laundry Detergent Pacs
- Fancy Feast cat food, Wild Alaskan Salmon & Shrimp in Gravy
- Brew Dr. Clear Mind Kombucha 14oz
- Doritos Flamin’ Hot chips
- Durex Performax Intense Condoms
- Tampax Tampons
- Loverboy Sparkling Hard Tea Hibiscus Lime
- Buzzy Butterfly vibrator from Wet Dreams, in both pink and lavender
- The New York Times
- The Washington Post
- The New York Daily News
- The Economist
- The New Yorker
- The Wall Street Journal
- The Financial Times
- Any bound periodical, gazette, magazine, pamphlet, book or graphic novel comprised of ink on paper and containing what is widely understood to be “news.”
- Three practically-hidden dog-eared copies of Rupert Murdoch’s New York Post that I found out about only because I asked the manager if they sell any newspapers or magazines at a store called Freedom News.
- Freedom.
ANSWERS:
№ 1–17 Yes
№ 18–25 No
№26 Yes
№27 Only you can answer that.
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Thanks to Stephanie Wilson for editing!
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