avatarNicole Beckley

Summary

The organizers have decided to postpone an event simply because they no longer feel like hosting it.

Abstract

The hosts of a previously announced event have chosen to cancel it, not for safety reasons or logistical issues, but because they find the idea of organizing it exhausting and lacking in motivation. They express a sense of apathy towards the event and question the concept of a "good time." They suggest that the event might be rescheduled in the unlikely event that it serves as an excuse to avoid another social commitment, indicating a lack of interest in social gatherings in general.

Opinions

  • The hosts openly admit that the decision to postpone the event is based solely on their personal desire to avoid the effort involved, rather than external factors like public health or scheduling conflicts.
  • They express a clear disinterest in social engagements, viewing the preparations as burdensome and the interactions as superficial.
  • There is a hint of judgment towards individuals who enjoy social gatherings, suggesting that they may not align with their own values or lifestyles.
  • The tone of the message suggests a level of selfishness in their decision, as they prioritize their own comfort over the plans of potential attendees.
  • They display a degree of existential contemplation, questioning the meaning of social events and whether such gatherings are merely attempts to escape personal unease.
  • The use of humor and blunt honesty in the announcement conveys a casual and perhaps flippant attitude towards the commitment they had previously made.

We’re Postponing This Event Because, Honestly, We Just Don’t Feel Like It

We thought about it, and then thought, “nah.”

Photo by Towfiqu barbhuiya on Unsplash

Dear Friends —

Did you recently receive an invite to our event? Did you think, “I’d like to go to that,” and circle it on your calendar?

Well, you’re going to have to uncircle it, because it is not happening.

Recently many people and organizations have been cancelling events for legitimate reasons. This is not that. Straight up, we just don’t want to.

After some misguided train of thought a few weeks ago, we figured throwing a happy hour would be a good idea — bring a bunch of friends and acquaintances together in one space for some specialty cocktails, discount appetizers, and general conversation — but now, it just sounds exhausting. Quite frankly, we don’t have the energy or the wherewithal to make this happen. It’s kinda just like, “why?”, y’know?

Let’s make something clear — this is not about keeping people safe or taking precautions. We just thought about it, and then thought, “nah.”

You might be thinking, “but what about my plans?” Well, that seems like more of a you problem. Seriously, how much did you really want to take a shower, comb through your laundry hamper for your least wrinkled clothes, figure out if the G train is running (it’s not), get yourself from your house to a location that’s not your house, navigate through a crowded space with people you don’t really know that well so you have to make some small talk about what day of the week it is? Did you really want to do that? If you’re the kind of person who regularly enjoys this sort of thing, honestly, we’re not even sure we want to associate with you anymore.

Sure, we could have gone through with this. We could have muscled through dozens of emails and texts to line up everybody’s schedules and reassure them they’d have a good time — but who’s to say what a “good time” even is anymore? Most nights we’ve been laying next to our significant other and just wondering what any of us are even doing.

And do we really want to bring more people together in some attempt to quell our existential unease which throbs just below the level of whatever music is playing? Isn’t that selfish? And have you heard music recently? Even the bangers are bummers.

Look, we’re doing this for your own good.

You may have noticed that we’ve said, “postponing,” and to get real with you, that’s optimistic. It’s highly unlikely that we’re going to change our mind on this one — unless us having this event would get us out of attending someone else’s event. Then we might consider it.

Hoping to see you again soon — but not that soon.

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