Humor

Wendy’s Fantastic A to Z

An alternative alphabet

A is for abominable snowmen with cankles B is for beauties with bells on their ankles

C is for cyclops caught in a crate D is for dastardly devils we date

E is for elegant elves who eavesdrop F is for fickle fine fairies and fops

G is for glamorous girls gowned in gold H is for handsome hot hands that we hold

I is for imps sketched in indigo inks J is for jolly jokes japes and high-jinks

K is for kittens with kites at karate, L is for ladies lost lounging with latté

M is for mutants mad mean and moody N is for nine naked nuns in the nudey

O is for opulent ogres in ochres P is for perfect princesses with pokers

Q is for queens with quilts made of quails R is for rattlesnakes wrapped around rails

S is for slimy slugs slaughtered and slain T is for trolleys tied tight to a train

U is for urchins unkempt and unwise V is for vampires who vein vandalize

W is for werewolves weird, wan and wily X is for phones that you play on the xyly

Y is for yetis who yodel in yurts Z is for zombies with zithers in skirts