Well, apparently someone enjoys wasting time here.

Get a (blank), you lazy (fill in the blank). I’ve had it with your generation and all your (blank)ing (blank). And don’t give me that (blank)ist bullish*t. I couldn’t give a (blank) if you (blanked) (blanks). Have I made myself clear?

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[This is part of a much larger interactive story that has everything: nerdy pseudo-tech flowcharts, connecting the dots on a scandalous tragedy (or is it a tragicalous scandal?) in the news, a critique of the mainstream media, a satiric look at white privilege, personal branding and listicles, even some stream of consciousness Easter Eggs! And who can say no to another dose of Talia Jane? It’s like a classic Jon Stewart Daily Show segment only the host is Michael Keaton as Bill Blazejowski from the movie Night Shift.]