Weighty Issues
heavy-duty
We’re Moonwalking forward regardless of what occurs. Where earlier was punched with the pictures before weight gain and after weight loss. The projector moved to Corona that has halo on his head. “Life before Corona and beyond Corona”. Everyone holds his or her own perspective. What about you, fella?
I am in agreement with what appears to be a surprise. For if this element did not exist, life would be nothing but a predictable game. Now, every time I want to take a world trip sitting on a window seat. I need less than 3 seconds by going wild on my globe and turning as many times as I like. Based on the strength of my modus operandi, my reflexes and my motion sickness. As after the World Trip my jet lag takes a toll on me abandoning me in a spinning mode to be played as spin the bottle.
Reflecting on the globe with a drawing pencil, I drew my own equator in place of the original. Dividing the world into two imaginary parts. Then labeled one half as Diet Stricken the other half as Hunger Stricken. Diet Stricken are the VIP’s as they can suffer from both the emotion of dying with food & dying without food. It’s in their Will Power. The Will Power is the power that no man can steal from you except yourself. It’s like presenting a person then reaching the next day saying I’m sorry it was not for you.
Hunger-stricken countries do not have any choice. Simply wait unceasingly for miracles to occur. I have a miraculous idea of where those countries are going to have a free and unlimited food pipeline.
I call him Hitler of the present.
No, No, No! I’m not talking about plastic, organic, or our loudmouths. I am talking about none other than North Korean President Kim Jong-un. After scoring it in the Guinness Book of World record for being the heaviest. His love for food can’t be hidden & neither does his body allow it to be concealed. There are reports of a special tailor beneath his wing who takes a whole day to sew his underwear. As his underwear life is shorter than the May flies, they still struggle to keep up to 24 hours.
The limo, he’s traveling is not the one you see on the billboard. The Interiors are refurbished to match his comfort and weight. They did not want any risk factors to be associated. They used the strongest hardwood Hickory. Simplicity was to be the rule of thumb, for any fantasy would eventually make the structure weak. As Kim Jong-un wanted a live performance band to play on his tunes. For this Kim Jong-un repented, but it is said that he gets his wishes fulfilled by having fun watching his triple bodyguard run on both positions.
Kim Jong-un was in no mode to trade off on the placement of vending machine. This keeps him alive by monopolizing his favorite treats. This was said prior to Kim Jong-un need to assess sustainability. An elephant of the same height and very close to its length and width was mounted for the trial.
They say he becomes extremely hyperactive if he is called Kim. Persons close to him are also not allowed because it awakens his femininity within. On hearing it, he rushes towards his room and wears a pink nightie. Then the remainder is history as the Hitler is transformed into Mother Treasea.
After managing the background coloring lets get into the plan. We need to abduct Kim Jong-un, which is no easy job. We’ll make it easy, though. The vending machine in his limo that needs to be seduced. Once he moves on his pleasure travel his people watching him fall into sleep. Will intend to be transported by 12 persons to his room staggered on his bed which is made of strong steel. Once in sleep, the intruders will enter through the bedroom window. Place him in the strongest material gunny bag made of denim. Then, with ropes, shoot him down without anyone imagining. Now the challenge is to deliver it to the helicopter waiting on the periphery. For this, we need marathon runners Ostrich matches the invoice. Lined and tied horizontally with the heavy baggage on the back led by the intruders on the skates with a fishing rod hanging a lizard for Ostrich motivation. Progressing to the point will be in a blink of seconds. Loading and unloading it in the most hunger-stricken country should be the objective.
Once disembarked by hook or crook, he will ensure that there is a surplus food chain throughout the country. Even if the excavation has to be started from North Korea.
Raising an outstretched right arm with the palm down. I chant “Heil Hitler.” Oh Sorry, I meant, “Heil Kim.” Uff, I meant “Heil Kim Jong-un.”
