Trump Org. CFO Fantasized About “Erasing” Eric and Donald Jr.

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that thing with the elephant. That poor friggin’ elephant.”</p><p id="8ac5">We waited as Weisselberg licked his index finger, smoothed out an errant hair on his mustache then added, “He killed an innocent animal that was just minding its own business — maybe looking for a quiet place to take a dump or whatever — and took a selfie of it for God’s sake. Now that’s a prick. Or a little prick. Take your pick.”</p><p id="4e8e">When pressed on what it was like to work with the Orange Troll’s sons on a daily basis, Weisselberg replied:</p><p id="5d49">“When I found out I had to share the reins with those two I seriously thought about quitting, but how stupid would that be? Walking away from that kind of money? And speaking of ‘stupid,’ ask Eric or Donald Jr. what two plus two is and they’ll answer, ‘six.’ That’s what I was dealing with: Two ignoramuses with too much money and too few brain cells.”</p><p id="a953">As a final thought, Weisselberg confessed, “I thought about erasing them all the time, you know? Just wiping them out so I wouldn’t have to see their stupid mugs again. Maybe if I were a different kind of guy…”</p><p id="af20"><i>Sherry McGuinn is a longtime Chicago-area writer and award-winning screenwriter. Her work has appeared in The Chicago Tribune, Chicago Sun-Times and numerous other publications. Sherry’s manager is currently pitching her newest screenplay, a drama with dark, comedic overtones and inspired by a true story.</i></p><p id="06d0">Hope the above gave you a laugh. Considering what the U.S. is dealing with, we need it! As always, thanks for reading. More to come.</p><div id="51cb" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/medium-is-not-

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Calls POTUS’ spawn “nincompoops.”

Mask of Allen Weisselberg by artist, Sharon Lee Rosenbaum

It has come to light that, early this year, Trump Organization Chief Financial Officer, money-launderer extraordinaire and gatekeeper to POTUS’s ill-begotten billions, Allen Weisselberg, confessed to federal prosecutors that, if he could, he would have “erased” or “wiped out” Trump Organization partners, Eric Trump and Donald Trump, Jr.

Granted immunity in return for spilling his guts about the salaciously-fascinating-yet-seriously-disgusting Michael Cohen/Stormy Daniels/Karen McDougal maelstrom, the cherubic Weisselberg, who resembles a somewhat demented organ-grinder, was equally forthcoming in his comments about Trump spawn, Eric and Donald, Jr.

“Eric is like the Jolly Green Giant if the Jolly Green Giant was a moron,” he said. “A six foot five inch stump.”

Weisselberg added, “As far as both brothers go, you’d be hard-pressed to find two bigger nincompoops. Neither one could grab his ass with both hands. Junior, especially, has taken idiocy to new heights.”

When asked to elaborate, Weisselberg shrugged and answered, “C’mon. Every decision this kid makes is a bad one. He’s always in the news, and always for the wrong reasons. He tweets BS. Calls people morons for bad grammar when he can barely string together an intelligible sentence, himself. And then, that thing with the elephant. That poor friggin’ elephant.”

We waited as Weisselberg licked his index finger, smoothed out an errant hair on his mustache then added, “He killed an innocent animal that was just minding its own business — maybe looking for a quiet place to take a dump or whatever — and took a selfie of it for God’s sake. Now that’s a prick. Or a little prick. Take your pick.”

When pressed on what it was like to work with the Orange Troll’s sons on a daily basis, Weisselberg replied:

“When I found out I had to share the reins with those two I seriously thought about quitting, but how stupid would that be? Walking away from that kind of money? And speaking of ‘stupid,’ ask Eric or Donald Jr. what two plus two is and they’ll answer, ‘six.’ That’s what I was dealing with: Two ignoramuses with too much money and too few brain cells.”

As a final thought, Weisselberg confessed, “I thought about erasing them all the time, you know? Just wiping them out so I wouldn’t have to see their stupid mugs again. Maybe if I were a different kind of guy…”

Sherry McGuinn is a longtime Chicago-area writer and award-winning screenwriter. Her work has appeared in The Chicago Tribune, Chicago Sun-Times and numerous other publications. Sherry’s manager is currently pitching her newest screenplay, a drama with dark, comedic overtones and inspired by a true story.

Hope the above gave you a laugh. Considering what the U.S. is dealing with, we need it! As always, thanks for reading. More to come.