Tony Tony Tony

Tony Tony Tony

I need you to give me your penny purse For I am a lowly paid nurse Who makes more on Medium Than i do on ordering the hearse I manage stress by banging out the verse One bad line at a time All for less than a dime

Tony Tony Tony

I need you to give me your penny purse Do you wear anything under your kilt? If you don’t please, no guilt We are actually more afraid Of what’s nesting in your beard

Tony Tony Tony

I need you to give me your penny purse I need some extra cash To support this writer’s curse To keep Medium bio diverse I am popping these lines out Like Thunder from Down Under

Tony Tony Tony

I need you to give me your penny purse I am getting desperate now Almost out of Avo toast I don’t want to be no literary ghost

Tony Tony Tony

I need you to give me your penny purse Do you hear my plea? Or are you on the super yacht called Algo Sailing the pristine South Pacific sea?

Tony Tony Tony

I need you to give me your penny purse Please don’t make me hit ctrl alt delete I really need that piece of Avo toast Private note me so we can meet I promise I will be discreet When I pick the pennies Out of your glitter beard In a hairy tale ending

Tony Tony Tony

I need you to give me your penny purse I thought this poem had ended There’s this thing called Friend of Medium Are you into lending?

Written for Smillew Rahcuef’s poetry challenge: