Would You Like Tony to Give You More Money?
Poetry challenge alert

One of my biggest life problems is that I regularly have genius and dumb ideas but can’t tell which ones are which.
Lucky for me, Roz Warren, Writing Coach reads my stories, and as an experienced writing coach, she knows the difference and tells me when I’m onto something.
Example. I recently published a poem (see above) to much acclaim (in the form of highlights). Roz saw the genius of the idea and left the following comment:

And I followed her advice (I always do):
I’m delighted to announce The Pub’s first poetry contest
The rules are simple. There are no rules except for the poem’s topic, which should be “wanting Tony to give us more money.”
You’re welcome to publish your poetry in The Pub, but you can choose any other publication. Leave a comment here (or there) to be added if you’re not a writer yet.
Prizes
Since poets usually don’t make money, there won’t be any to win.
Joke.
- First prize: fame.
- Second prize: 100% of this article’s earnings as of February 1 (the more you share it, the more money will be to win!)
- Third prize: I’ll write a teaser article for one of your stories and publish it in May More 💜 Tales’s Teaser Tales publication.
How to win?
Since I’m not qualified to judge poetry, I will go with claps and comments.
- 1 point per clap
- 10 points per comments
- 100 bonus points if you get a comment from Coach Tony
(Don’t forget to tag me so I know you entered the competition!)
Deadline(s)
I accept entries till the end of January (your local time) and will announce the results on February 7 to give all the poems enough time to get claps and comments.
In theory, I could announce the results on February 2 because most Medium stories disappear in algo-limbo after two days, but let’s pretend it’s not the case and give it seven days.
Participants
All are welcome.
I’m willing to bet Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬 will want to write a limerick on the topic, and I’m looking forward to it!
If you’re looking for poetic inspiration, I recommend you check Ann James, Charlotte Ella King, Carlo Zeno, Debdutta Pal, and Edward Swafford.
Are you wondering how to comment on poetry without sounding ignorant, stalkerish, or frosty?
Patrick Eades is there for you.
I know I should tag more people to increase the number of participants, but I’m not sure if Annie Trevaskis, Uvebruce, Matthew Clapham, Ryan Klemek, and Marsha Adams will want to join.






