How to Have Sex
TMI: What Do You Think About Road Head?
The answer: I think it’s time to go for a drive
The first time I gave someone road head was in college. I was in my second year and dating a pianist who owned a tiny blue hybrid. He loved to drive. We were returning from a show one night when he mentioned that he was feeling elevated. He showed me his elevation and I, unable to stand giving it a little peck, leaned over, did as much, and didn’t stop.
It became one of our favorite things to do. In winter, I would press my hand against the cold, condensating passenger window and play a game of hot (my mouth) and cold (my hand) on him until he couldn’t stand it anymore.
Road head is fabulous even though I could die doing it. Maybe that’s why it’s fabulous. Or perhaps it's fabulous because even in the dark, there’s a chance that someone will see something that their mind can’t compute until it does.
While we were on the highway, sometimes semis would slow down until our windows were in view of one another. I don’t know if they were watching but they stayed next to us for a few miles, not passing, just clipping along at our pace for too long to be coincidental.
Road Head Facts
- I love giving road head.
- I haven’t done it with all of my partners.
- I am not uncontrollable; I do not do it every time I get in a car with someone.
- I don’t love driving and so I don’t like the idea of someone doing it to me while I’m driving.
- I have had a few partners finger me while they were driving and it’s pretty awesome.
- I do think it’s very hot. I fantasize about it on my own time.
The Oral Conversation
In order to talk about enjoying or not enjoying road head, I need to talk a little about oral sex generally. I fully intend to write more in-depth on the subject in a later article, but if one does not like giving (and receiving) head, I would imagine that road head would be just another “thanks, but no thanks”.
Personally, I cannot understand humans who do not use their mouths during sex. I am accepting of every quirk and kink. I respect preference and hard limits of every variety. That is to say that if oral sex is a hard limit, I respect it. But I don’t understand it.
I love giving head. I love getting it. Mouths are delicious and very, very sexy. Tongues are one of the most sensitive places on the human body and I simply love to use mine to the fullest extent of its function. The fact that it’s happening in a car to the person at the wheel is icing on the cake.
Reasons why I love giving road head (hotness & the pros)
- I like oral sex: bringing my partner to pleasure with my mouth and tongue is pleasureful for me, too.
- The power dynamic of road head is sexy. As I’ve said, I don’t like to drive and so I’m often a rider. Road head shifts the dynamic in my mind: I love driving the driver.
- The intentional exposure of my partner in a semi-public, but hidden space lights my senses on fire.
- I wouldn’t call myself an exhibitionist, but I do feel a sexual high from the idea that someone might catch the tiniest glimpse of my face in my partner’s lap.
- Some things are hot just because they are. This is a personal preference of mine. I love words, but sometimes the answer to the question of “why?” is simply “because”.
- Road head is oral sex at speed. Driving or not, I don’t know too many people who don’t like an attentive orifice. When I trust my partners enough to be safe, I love blending pleasures like this. It is mutually satisfying and makes for some intimate and even explosive adventures worthy of writing about.
I’m Brett Jenae Tomlin, The Anxious Enthusiast.
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