POE’S LAW

Tit’s Not Pretty Out There

Can any possibility be discounted?

I’ve seen a photo of peak American nadir. I’ve inserted some space to increase the anticipation.

I don’t know if it’s fake, which is possible because it is too perfect in its grotesque imperfection. But also totally plausible.

It’s from Twitter, and titled “Interesting hand placement.” I’m curious to know who gags immediately vs. laughing first.

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Who else wonders if she’s thinking, “there damn well better be a green card at the end of this”? Oddly, that may be the most appealing possibility.

I’m a lifelong fan of the female breast and enjoy touching them very much, but he might as well pee on her leg to mark her as his property. Dude, you give the Y chromosome a bad name.

Again, it definitely might be fake, but also seems entirely plausible. One of the consequences of our Poe’s Law world is you can never tell.

P.S. Oh, and as Doctor Who would say — I am so, so sorry.

John Werth is a Medium Top Writer in Humor and Satire. He also writes frequently on politics. He’s never taken acid, but wonders if it’s anything like normal life in the 21st century.

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