These Life Lessons Are More Valuable than Bitcoins
I plan on applying every single one of them during the next two months
I’m an A/B testing kind of guy. I try something for a few weeks or months, and if it works, I incorporate it into my routine.
If it works, I go ALL IN.
My wife does the same. I know because she did it with me at the beginning of our relationship.
I didn’t get the following life lessons from reading mediocre self-help books. I got them by observing successful people around me. I know your time is precious, so let me cut the chase and share them with you. NOW.
Make your Grandma proud
If there’s one movie my grandma loved, it’s Forrest Gump.
She always used to quote that life is like a box of chocolate metaphor.
She had many boxes of chocolate stored in her kitchen for when people came to visit. She would tell them how much she loved the movie, how inspiring it was for her, and then she would give them a box of chocolate.
People loved it.
They came back for more because they never knew what was in the box of chocolate. They knew only one thing; there wouldn’t be any chocolate.
My grandma used to eat them all before giving them the boxes.
Taking action
During the next two months, I’ll replace all the chocolates I can find with pebbles wrapped with wisdom quotes by Albert Hunderstein. I’ll gift them to my best friends for Christmas.
Stop double-doubling your life
Double-doubling life is no goody-goody.
- Sun Tzu — The Art of Goody-Goody
Double-doublers are everywhere.
They don’t know what they’re doing to their bodies and their minds. It makes me sad.
I’ve worked five years with double-doublers, and it was horrible. No matter the project, they would double-double it. Overheads, overfeet, overpenises, anything would go into their double-doubling machine.
These people were the worst goody-goody I’ve ever met. I’m so thankful I escaped this toxic environment.
Taking action
During the next two months, I will single out my life with my wife.
Control the transmission of your protocol
Protocol is the transmission of your enemy’s control.
- Sun Tzu — The Art of Control
Communication is a tough game. Very few people mastered it.
But the one who did receive the world in exchange.
Think of your last argument with your five-year-old. They didn’t understand a word you said. They didn’t even listen. That’s because your protocol isn’t properly implemented.
Taking action
During the next two months, I’ll set up several Twitter accounts to facilitate communications with my wife. I already have two in mind. One will be for sexual encounters and the other one for hoovering the floor.
It all vaporizes up to that
When you make plans for the next two months, expect the quantum states of the spins to be shifted.
New scientific findings will come up that will spin your head around and make you want to adjust the course.
Do it. You don’t have to stay static. Find the dynamism in YOUR life. Don’t listen to internet gurus that write articles to make money online.
This article was sponsored by BichoDoMato. Thank you for all the inspiration, Bicho. Keep it coming.
