The Widsom of Albert Hunderstein

Any fool can do it once. The point is to do it one hundred times

Albert Hundertstein was born out of necessity.

First came the quote: “Any fool can know. The point is to understand.” Albert Einstein

Then the challenge: Write and tweet 100 different versions of Einstein’s quote.

Finally, the pun: One quote is Einstein; one hundred quotes are Hundertstein.

Here’s the result:

1. Any fool can have questions. The point is to ask them.

2. Any fool can buy the dip. The point is to sell the high.

3. Any fool can self-improve. The point is to together-improve.

4. Any fool can read. The point is to read books.

5. Any fool can wish. The point is to be careful.

6. Any fool can write a book. The point is to be read.

7. Any fool can turn a stone. The point is to turn all of them.

8. Any fool can tweet. The point is to be loved (and followed).

9. Any fool can count its chicken. The point is to wait after they hatch.

10. Any fool can [CHIRPBIRDICON]. The point is to [CHIRPBIRDICON.]

11. Any fool can be a mentee. The point is to be a mentor. (fun fact, works both ways)

12. Any fool can find a dime. The point is to find a dozen.

13. Any fool can eat a tomato. The point is to use the Pomodoro technique.

14. Any fool can write. The point is to query.

15. Any fool can grow online. The point is to grow offline.

16. Any fool can leave the room. The point is to stay in it.

17. Any fool can be cheap. The point is to be expensive.

18. Any fool can catch flies with honey. The point is to do it with vinegar.

19. Any fool can have rights. The point is to have responsibilities.

20. Any fool can wish for success. The point is to wish success upon others.

21. Any fool can ask for help. The point is to answer the requests.

22. Any fool can make typos. The point is that Twitter doesn’t have an edit button.

23. Any fool can tweet. The point is to thread.

24. Any fool can take. The point is to give.

25. Any fool can live. The point is to know that we die in the end.

26. Any fool can follow the big accounts. The point is to discover the small ones.

27. Any fool can be strict with the others. The point is to be strict with yourself.

28. Any fool can crave more. The point is to have enough.

29. Any fool can have an audience. The point is to listen to it.

30. Any fool can hate. The point is to love.

31. Any fool can own the morning. The point is to own the evening.

32. Any fool can retweet. The point is to reply.

33. Any fool can travel the world. The point is to travel your mind.

34. Any fool can wish for something. The point is to get it.

35. Any fool can fly to space. The point is to realize we are already in space.

36. Any fool can have the cake. The point is to eat it too.

37. Any fool can start. The point is to start up.

38. Any fool can consume. The point is to create.

39. Any fool can be a guest. The point is to be a host.

40. Any fool can share opinions. The point is to dismiss them.

41. Any fool can try. The point is to try again.

42. Any fool can make more money. The point is to spend less.

43. Any fool can have struggles. The point is to share them.

44. Any fool can learn. The point is to teach.

45. Any fool can judge a book by its cover. The point is to write it.

46. Any fool can be tolerant of oneself. The point is to be tolerant of others.

47. Any fool can take a rain check. The point is to take a sun check.

48. Any fool can write one hundred tweets. The point is to schedule all of them.

49. Any fool can pay taxes. The point is to enjoy being part of society.

50. Any fool can sleep. The point is to dream.

51. Any fool can watch. The point is to experiment.

52. Any fool can give a wrong answer. The point is to ask wrong questions.

53. Any fool can make mistakes. The point is to learn from them.

54. Any fool can judge other people. The point is to judge yourself.

55. Any fool can see the good in people. The point is to see the bad in ourselves.

56. Any fool can give feedback. The point is to take it as a gift.

57. Any fool can take a picture. The point is to write 1,000 words about it.

58. Any fool can shit. The point is to shit post.

59. Any fool can have expectations. The point is to match them with reality.

60. Any fool can meditate. The point is to do it consciously.

61. Any fool can write. The point is to hit the publish button.

62. Any fool can Friday. The point is to Monday.

63. Any fool can build. The point is to do it in public.

64. Any fool can tweet. The point is to connect.

65. Any fool can have great power. The point is to have great responsibilities.

66. Any fool can give the cold shoulder. The point is to massage it.

67. Any fool can say yes (no). The point is to say no (yes).

68. Any fool can find correlations. The point is to find causations.

69. Any fool can make assumptions. The point is to test them.

70. Any fool can betray. The point is to be loyal.

71. Any fool can write. The point is to edit.

72. Any fool can follow the beat. The point is to follow the coin.

73. Any fool can spill milk. The point is not to cry about it.

74. Any fool can change their life. The point is to do it on purpose.

75. Any fool can make money. The point is to know what is enough.

76. Any fool can egg. The point is to chicken.

77. Any fool can follow back. The point is to follow first.

78. Any fool can be offended. The point is to know why.

79. Any fool can exist. The point is to live.

80. Any fool can plan. The point is to execute.

81. Any fool can send a DM. The point is to have a conversation.

82. Any fool can want. The point is to need.

83. Any fool can short-term. The point is to long-term.

84. Any fool can start. The point is not to stop.

85. Any fool can sing. The point is to do it in the shower.

86. Any fool can weekend. The point is to week.

87. Any fool can harm. The point is to care.

88. Any fool can retweet. The point is to delete them after.

89. Any fool can break some eggs. The point is to make an omelet.

90. Any fool can bark. The point is to bark up to the right tree.

91. Any fool can hate Mondays. The point is to love them.

92. Any fool can rocket. The point is to science.

93. Any fool can lie. The point is to be believed.

94. Any fool can cheat. The point is to be fair.

95. Any fool can be younger. The point is to be older.

96. Any fool can get the blue checkmark. The point is to tweet.

97. Any fool can forget. The point is to remember.

98. Any fool can be on time. The point is to be at the right time.

99. Any fool can degrade. The point is to respect.

100. Any fool can tweet. The point is to tweetn’t.

You can also follow this challenge on Twitter by following the hashtag #hunderstein or by following me, @Smillew_Rahcuef.