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Summary

A satirical portrayal of a revolutionary leader's speech to his followers, humorously depicted as a sloth preparing for an uprising.

Abstract

The article presents a humorous take on the concept of revolution, featuring a revolutionary leader, who is personified as a sloth, addressing his followers about an imminent uprising. The leader speaks passionately about the day when they will no longer be dismissed or underestimated, and how they will rise to take their rightful place with strength and ferocity. He vividly describes his plan to attack with "clinical and murderous fury," initiating what he calls "the great sloth war." The piece is an expansion of an earlier work by the author, Rob Eggers, who invites readers to visit his profile and provide feedback. The prompt for this writing was provided by Zane Dickens, and it is part of a series of weekly writing prompts on the theme of revolution, which is about change starting with a spark and potentially leading to a transformative blaze.

Opinions

  • The author uses the metaphor of a sloth to satirize the grandiose language often found in revolutionary rhetoric.
  • The piece is intended to be comedic, as indicated by the mention of a "great sloth war," which juxtaposes the slow nature of sloths with the intensity of war.
  • The revolutionary leader's speech is filled with dramatic flair, emphasizing the themes of respect and fear that he believes will result from their uprising.
  • The author acknowledges the inspiration for the piece, showing appreciation for the writing prompt provided by Zane Dickens.
  • Rob Eggers encourages reader interaction by inviting them to view his profile and engage with his work, suggesting a desire for community feedback and discussion.

The Slow Revolution

A revolutionary leader addresses his followers

Image by Niek Verlaan from Pixabay

“My brothers and sisters, long have we planned our ascent and finally the day of our uprising is near.

On that day they will no longer think us harmless, they will no longer dismiss us. We shall take our rightful place and they will respect and fear us.”

“Let me tell you about that day my children. Let me tell you what I will do. With one lunge I will hook them with my claws.

I will attack with clinical and murderous fury. My teeth will strike the first blow in what shall be remembered as the great sloth war.”

I hope you enjoyed this comic take on the subject of revolution. This an expansion on an earlier piece of mine. Feel free to check out my profile Rob Eggers and leave some feedback.

Thank you for the prompt Zane Dickens.

Revolution
Flash Fiction
Humor
Fiction
100 Words
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