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Summary

A woman is coaching a bird to sing Billie Holiday songs in preparation for a date.

Abstract

The narrative revolves around a woman, presumably a bird owner or enthusiast, who is eager to impress her upcoming date, Jason, with a unique talent show involving her pet bird, Birdie. She is attempting to teach Birdie to sing songs by the legendary jazz singer Billie Holiday, emphasizing the importance of learning these songs by the weekend. The woman's anticipation for her date and her dedication to preparing Birdie for the performance are central to the story. The article also provides links to other works by Kiki Wellington, suggesting a broader interest in themes of love, music, and astrology.

Opinions

  • The woman values musical talent and believes it will enhance her romantic prospects.
  • She is passionate about Billie Holiday's music, considering it suitable for setting a romantic mood.
  • The woman, referred to as "Birdie's owner," is determined and possibly anxious about her date, as she emphasizes the urgency of Birdie's practice.
  • There is an implication that romantic music, specifically love ballads, can influence one's receptiveness to seduction, as indicated by the linked article titled "Quickie: Romantic Music Really Does Put Us in the Mood for Love."
  • The inclusion of a link to an article on astrological signs and datability suggests the owner may hold some beliefs in astrology influencing romantic compatibility.

The Sex Context: The Warbling Wingwoman

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“Tweet, tweet.”

“That’s really good, Birdie, but have you practiced the Billie Holiday songs I showed you?”

“Tweet, tweet, tweet. Tweet, tweet.”

“That’s it?”

“Tweet, tweet. Tweet. Tweet, tweet!”

“Come on, Birdie, I need you to learn these songs by the weekend! You know I have a hot date with Jason Saturday night!”

More from Kiki Wellington:

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