the pub: taking down “the pioneers”
we are the ‘deluded custodians’
in smelly’s newsletter, Kristen Stark started a gang. it’s just a couple of old farts and some other lady, so i thin’ we as a nation of:
horse thieves
shoe thieves
dildo thieves
could cobbler them.
infiltrate their gang hq
knock them up (out?)
drink them under
the table
the camel
the curtain
official invites:
Cristina Cattai: thanks for the tag, i was about to turn away, dejected and dismayed, when you saved the day(te). (august 13, 2022-da ow aga-just uphill from calzoncillos). we will follow your lead.
cc: “I suggest to infiltrate the group of the oldest patriarchs by following them all on Medium.” Carlos Garbiras is not old. he is on the side of the ‘deluded custodians’ and has already infiltrated their group. buen trabajo, carlos.
Robert Gowty: already on it. good job! enjoy the snow, longshanks! Smillew is sending you a shitload of 2020 vintage tp to build your escape raft.
Mike Knittel — yes! ‘in like flynn’. learned that expression from Don Drewniak
running man, sprinkler, and chewing gum. ¡fenomenal!
May More: merci for the addition to your list.
Uvebruce yes, my flight to zurich was cancelled by british airways. this is your fault. you’re a brit. but since you and kristen fight like cats and dogs, i thin’ it’s better to hae you on our side than hers.
Ann James: that’s me. sometimes other womin are on my computadora.
we are ‘the deluded (diluted?) custodians, guardians, or (***)’
well, we donnae know who we are, but we are tamo junto (we are together), and apart, [insert friendly threat here] and we are prolly asleep, drunk, whoring, or bbq’ing.
hasta mañana
carrie ann
not yet a member of the ‘deluded custodians’?
it’s easy. just like smillew.
all you gots ta do is (1) submit an article to ‘the pub’ and (2) include a foto or drawing of your altar in homage to his magnificence, smillew. (3) leave a link to your story in the comments.
por ejemplo:
I AM DYING TO BE A MEMBREW OF THE DELUDED CUSTODIANS
close up of altar — for your eyes only, Uvebruce — melina
part two: https://medium.com/the-pub/un-mensaje-privado-para-los-custodios-enga%C3%B1ados-88303d8febb8
