The gentlemans’ guide to being with escorts and call girls

I originally thought that the topic of dealing with sex workers could be done in one article, but as I started writing, I realized that this topic may need to be broken up into three or even four articles on different aspects. I intend to write other articles eventually about how to be safe and protect yourselves when going this route, how to beware of scams, etc., but in this article, under the assumption that all of those other things are taken care of and in order, I simply want to help men know how they should be when they are actually with a sex worker, specifically prostitutes, or, more professionally called, escorts.

First Things First: Hygiene

The thing is, if you plan on laying up with someone in such an intimate manner and even being a preferred customer, a big part of that is making sure that your hygiene is on point. Regardless of how you feel about their profession, you should treat it like you are going on an actual date. Take a fresh shower before you go see them and make sure that you clean every nook and cranny with soap and water. Especially the family jewels.

Next, wear some fresh clothes. I don’t mean designer clothes like you are going on an actual date or anything top fashion, but I do mean fresh as in smelling clean, etc., even if it’s just a nicely-pressed T-shirt and jeans. You may also want to put on some cologne or some axe body spray, but you don’t have to bathe in it. Depending on what… services you are looking for, you may want to be sure that you spray the cologne on your clothes instead of on your neck, at least if you expect them to lick, bite, etc. your neck, because cologne presumably doesn’t taste that great.

Finally, when it comes to your hygiene, you have to make sure that your oral hygiene is on point. I recommend you do the four part process. First part, brush your teeth and tongue, and do it well. Second part, floss and floss well. Regular flossing may be a bit annoying, so if you must, invest in getting the water flosser. Apparently it’s pretty good.

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Third part, rinse with mouthwash. Listerine tends to be the most popular brand, so you may want to get one of the mint-flavored ones. Finally the fourth part, on the way there (or while you are waiting, if that is your preference), be sucking on a TicTac or a breath mint or something. Whether or not you or them intend to kiss, it’s still good to not have bad oral hygiene before such an intimate appointment, regardless.

Second thing: Being Cool

Understand that being an escort is a dangerous profession for women. That is why some of them have been extorted by pimps, claiming that those women need their protection in order for them to get a cut of the money that the women make. So all of that being said, this is one of those moments where it actually pays to be seen as a nice guy.

Understand, those women may deal with all kind of scum bags, from those don’t care to take care of their hygiene before they see them to those who talk very disrespectfully to them on the phone and in person. Not to mention those who try to get theirs and not pay and the more sordid types who perpetuate violence against them, robbery, and maybe even murder.

So if it’s your first time calling one, be nice and be pleasant. Considering the previous information, all of them may not warm up to you at first, regardless of how polite you sound, but try to look past that. If they get to know you and you become a regular, they may change their tune soon enough. They need to know that you are a safe person, and if you have a degree of social intelligence, hopefully you can be pleasant enough to carry a decent enough conversation while negotiating whatever terms.

Speaking of negotiating terms, she is the provider, so you need to respect her boundaries and what she offers. If the prices seem too high for you, don’t try to haggle prices. Don’t complain about them, don’t do anything, other than accept or reject the terms. Also, don’t try to change their services or what they offer. If you feel like they are charging a lot, but you prefer anal and they aren’t into that, oh well. Either you do without it when dealing with them or try to find someone who is down with the program.

Of course, you should do all of this just to be a decent human being, but I am aware that some people don’t even want to do decent things unless something is in it for them or unless they are threatened with consequences, so you should also be aware that not only are all of the escorts not as independent as you might think (they may have someone out in the parking lot or whatever, in case you decide to be on some other stuff), but I am also aware that there is an escort network, so to speak, where apparently they can look up certain numbers of new clients and see if there have been any complaints about that number. Basically what I’m trying to say is, if you are a douchebag to a service provider, you might get blacklisted in the escort network and not even realize it. So there’s that.

Third: Be Even More Cool

Finally, when you get there, be as nice as you can to them, be a gentleman, and be pleasant. No, you don’t have to talk about your life aspirations (or theirs) and get super deep with it, but you can be pleasant enough to build a decent rapport before getting started. Granted, all of them aren’t nice, and some of them may make it obvious that it’s all about business for them. Personally, I try to get out of it if it’s that way, since I prefer for them to at least sell the fantasy. But generally speaking, many of those women seem to actually appreciate nice guys and guys who they feel safe with.

When you get there, some of them may even talk a little bit about some personal things and say things like “Sorry it took a little while for me to get ready, I just got back after dropping my kid off at their aunt’s house” or whatever. You don’t have to be like, “I don’t care about all of that, I just came to get this done, so what’s up?” You can be like “Oh, that’s nice. How old are they? Yeah, sometimes they grow up so fast.” You can be taking your clothes off as well, perhaps, but you can still converse.

And, like I said earlier, don’t haggle them for a service if they aren’t comfortable with certain things. Just be like, “I respect that” and be as pleasant as possible. Obviously, if you are into some kinky stuff and want to talk disrespectfully, spank their hips, or whatever, then negotiate that before getting into it. You might not want to just spring that on them.

Finally, when leaving, still be pleasant. You can thank them for their time, you can tell them to have a good night, and you can even give them a hug. If you are feeling particularly generous and got it like that, you can even leave a tip. Trust me, little things like that may mean a lot.

Like I said before, those things should be done just out of human decency, but if you really need to have more incentive, then realize that if you follow the above tips, you may become a preferred client. They may give you discounts sometimes and they may even give you freebies if they like you. Not only that, in reference to the network I was talking about earlier, some escorts may also review clients, so if you have a positive reputation in that community and your number comes up for another provider, at least they might be more willing to give you a shot.

One more quick tip: respect their time. If you are going to see them, try not to take all day getting there, especially if they are expecting you to arrive at a certain time. Try not to cancel on them either, but if you do, at least be courteous enough to let them know. Sometimes some men chicken out and simply don’t show up, which not only wastes their time, but may have wasted their money if they turned down other clients while expecting you to arrive. I have even been nice enough to offer at least a little something, like $15 or $20, through cash app if I had to cancel. It may not have covered the full cost, but they seemed to appreciate it nonetheless.

And though many are nice enough to not make their clients feel rushed, depending on the time limit of your appointment, some may not want you lingering around all day after the time is up either. So you can respect that and leave when it’s time. In fact, even if you paid for a half hour, but you are a, how can I say, “two-pump chump”, they may still want you to leave shortly after instead of you just laying around chilling for the rest of the 25 minutes or whatever left.

In conclusion, take care of your hygiene to respect them and yourself, respect their time, and respect them. Be a pleasant person (not naïve or a simp that they think they can con or get over on, but I hope to talk about that more in another article) and even though it’s nice to do it just to be a decent person and to help make someone else’s occupation less unpleasant, it may also benefit you in the long run, depending on whether or not you decide to continue in that lifestyle in the future.

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