avatarJupiter Grant

Summary

The article discusses the painful consequences of shaving the bikini line, specifically the risk of developing an ingrown hair that can become infected and require medical intervention.

Abstract

The narrative poem titled "The Downside of a Shaved Bikini Line" recounts a personal experience of dealing with an infected ingrown hair after shaving pubic hair. The author vividly describes the discomfort and medical procedures endured, including surgery and antibiotics, to address the issue. The poem serves as a cautionary tale advising against shaving the bikini area to avoid such complications, suggesting that the cost and pain of medical treatment far outweigh the perceived benefits of DIY hair removal.

Opinions

  • The author strongly advises against shaving the bikini line due to the high risk of developing an ingrown hair.
  • The experience of dealing with an infected ingrown hair is depicted as extremely painful and distressing.
  • The author emphasizes that the potential medical complications and costs associated with treating such infections are not worth the savings from avoiding professional hair removal services like waxing.
  • There is a clear recommendation to refrain from using razors on the pubic area to maintain the health and comfort of the delicate pubic skin.
  • The poem implies that the natural state of the pubic area is preferable to the risks associated with shaving.

The Downside of a Shaved Bikini Line

Beware the horrors of the ingrowing pubic hair!

Photo by Максим Рыжкин on Unsplash

Emergency room: sitting and patiently waiting for a surgeon to come here and cut, and drain and then stitch a pustulant bitch that’s erupted down there on my cunt.

I thought I’d save money by shaving my cunny instead of a waxing expensive. Now here in the gloom of a hospital room I’m fighting a pain that’s intensive.

An infected hair has brought me despair and rapidly been escalating to the point I’m here chillin’ dosed on penicillin with an abscess in need of a draining.

The pain is the worst. I’d hoped it would burst and require no antibiotics. But it just kept on growing, so I’ve had to keep showing my pussy to various medics.

Now that it’s been popped, I’ve promised to stop putting razors to my pubic bush. I’ll try to obey I will honestly say cause today’s been a pain in the tush!

So ladies, I beg, you may shave your legs but keep the Gillette clear away from your delicate pubis. else like me you’ll rue this, and end up with a boil on your front bum!

The Countdown is taken from “Poe-rotica: 101 Saucy and Erotic Poems” by Jupiter Grant. Available on Amazon Kindle, Audible audiobook, or as a part of the bundle “Interplanetary Quartet #: A Collection of Four Titles from Jupiter”, also available on Kindle or Audiobook (US / UK / FR/ DE)

Jupiter Grant is a self published author, blogger, narrator and audiobook producer.

Enquiries and comments are always welcome. You can also find me on Twitter @GrantJupiter

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