The Darndest Things My 2 Year Old Said

Preparing for the return of “Pullquotes” of a 2 Year Old” in the new year, I went back and looked at all the fun things my daughter said in the wonderful and wild ride that was her second year. Read all the weekly posts for yourself:
Or relive the moments quicker in these quarterly collections:
Just the Quotes: Q1 (Jan-March) 🔒| Just the Quotes: Q2 (April-June) 🔒 Just the Quotes: Q3 (July-Sep) 🔒| Just the Quotes: Q4 (Oct-Dec) 🔒

In the meantime, here are some of my “fay-brits” to tide you over until they start back up again:

Me: (singing) Somewhere beyond the sea… Daughter: No thank you, daddy.
“One, two, three, four, five, sic, nemen…”
Mommy: You want bananas? Tell daddy yes or no. Daughter: “Daddy, yes or no.”
Daughter: MY phone. Me: You want your phone? You going to talk to daddy? Daughter: No. Mommy. Hi, mommy!
“One, two, tee, four, five, sick, uhnemmin, twelve, tirteen, twenny!”
Daughter: (kiss sounds) Me: Aww, are you blowing kisses to Daddy? Daughter: No, mommy.
“Waffles… with ketchup” (syrup)
Mommy (as Prince Eric): How was your day? Daughter (as Ariel): Pretty good.
“Shoes me” (excuse me)
Daughter: Habit? Mommy: Can you say “May I have it?” Daughter: May habit.
“Daddy, dance, dance. Dance, daddy. Dance. Dance, daddy. Dance, daddy. Dance, dance… Daddy!”
Daddy: How much do you love daddy? Daughter: I love mommy.
Daddy: Did you make a poop? Daughter: No. Daddy: Do you have to? Daughter: No. Daddy: Did you make a fart? Daughter: Yup.
“I watch P(l)anet Eart(h)”
Daughter: I pine up bus. Daddy: Pineapples? Daughter: Ply nupbers. Daddy: Oh… play numbers.
(to birds outside) “Shh… mommy sleeping.”
Mommy: What colors are in the rainbow? Daughter: Red, ah-ange, yellow, geen, blue, purple.
“Bus diaper” (driver)
Daddy: What do you want for dinner? Daughter: Pizza! Daddy: Hmm, we don’t have any pizza… Daughter: Cupcake!
“Turtle, I’ll be right back, okay?”
Daughter: Light. Daddy: Light… what? I need one more word…[“please”] Daughter: Light on.
“I’m a purple pony!”
Daddy: I love your hat. Daughter: Not hat, crown.
“Everybody go night-night.”
Daddy: Are you ready for dinner? Daughter: I’m busy, daddy.
“Doggy, chill out.”
Daughter: Pine cone. Daddy: No that’s an acorn, can you say acorn? Daughter: Chicken nuggets!
(on the potty) “Go away.”
Daughter: Good morning daddy. Daddy: Hi baby, how was your morning? Daughter: Good. How was your week?
(singing) “Up ababa world so high…”
Daddy: You still love daddy, even though I’m pickly? (prickly) Daughter: Mommy not pickly.
“Don’t call me babe.”
Daddy (singing): I like to move it, move it… Daughter: Yeah, I don’t like that song. Daddy: Okay, baby. Daughter: I don’t like to move it.
“No thank you. Don’t sing.”
Daddy: Can I have a hug? Daughter: One second.
“Sun, where are you? Sun, where are you? Sun, where are you!”
Daddy: I’ll be right back, I’m going to put this water in the humidifier. Daughter: I made a flower? Daddy: No, hu-mid-i-fi-er. Daughter: YOU made a flower?
“Boogies, get out of my nose!”
Daughter: What color is that, daddy? Daddy: Blue. Daughter: Good job!
“One second, did you say please?”
Daddy: Do you love mommy or daddy? Daughter: I love mommy and daddy.
“I’m a naked baby!”
Daddy: I was talking to mommy about Christmas presents. Daughter: For me?!
“It’s called mitten, daddy. Not glove.”
Daughter: It’s an ice in it. Daddy: There’s ice in it? Daughter: No it’s an axe in it. Daddy: Oh accident.
“That’s silly. The moon can’t walk.”
Daddy (through pool noodle): Hello…! Daughter (into other side): Can I have chicken nuggets…
Just the Quotes: Q4
The fourth/final quarter of the year in “Pullquotes” of a 2 Year Old.
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