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ddy. Dance. Dance, daddy. Dance, daddy. Dance, dance… Daddy!”</p><h2 id="9317">Daddy: How much do you love daddy? Daughter: I love mommy.</h2><h2 id="0402">Daddy: Did you make a poop? Daughter: No. Daddy: Do you have to? Daughter: No. Daddy: Did you make a fart? Daughter: Yup.</h2><p id="836e" type="7">“I watch P(l)anet Eart(h)”</p><h2 id="7348">Daughter: I pine up bus. Daddy: Pineapples? Daughter: Ply nupbers. Daddy: Oh… play numbers.</h2><p id="34f9" type="7">(to birds outside) “Shh… mommy sleeping.”</p><h2 id="2f78">Mommy: What colors are in the rainbow? Daughter: Red, ah-ange, yellow, geen, blue, purple.</h2><p id="1c80" type="7">“Bus diaper” (driver)</p><h2 id="4fb9">Daddy: What do you want for dinner? Daughter: Pizza! Daddy: Hmm, we don’t have any pizza… Daughter: Cupcake!</h2><p id="8802" type="7">“Turtle, I’ll be right back, okay?”</p><h2 id="0028">Daughter: Light. Daddy: Light… what? I need one more word…[“please”] Daughter: Light on.</h2><p id="e93f" type="7">“I’m a purple pony!”</p><h2 id="ed10">Daddy: I love your hat. Daughter: Not hat, crown.</h2><p id="ac7d" type="7">“Everybody go night-night.”</p><h2 id="1132">Daddy: Are you ready for dinner? Daughter: I’m busy, daddy.</h2><p id="c15a" type="7">“Doggy, chill out.”</p><h2 id="1c7c">Daughter: Pine cone. Daddy: No that’s an acorn, can you say acorn? Daughter: Chicken nuggets!</h2><p id="4d16" type="7">(on the potty) “Go away.”</p><h2 id="d556">Daughter: Good morning daddy. Daddy: Hi baby, how was your morning? Daughter: Good. How was your week?</h2><p id="7d26" type="7">(singing) “Up ababa world so high…”</p><h2 id="1e3b">Daddy: You still love daddy, even though I’m pickly? (prickly) Daughter: Mommy not pickly.</h2><p id="e92e" type="7">“Don’t call me babe.”</p><h2 id="225e">Daddy (singing): I like to move it, move it… Daughter: Yeah, I don’t like that song. Daddy: Okay, baby. Daughter: I don’t like to move it.</h2><p id="7a41" type="7">“No thank you. Don’t sing.”</p><h2 id="ff0b">Daddy: Can I have a hug? Daughter: One second.</h2><p id="039e" type="7">“Sun, where are you? Sun, where are you? Sun, where are you!”</p><h2 id="c636">Daddy: I’ll be right back, I’m going to put this water in the humidifier. Daughter: I made a flower? Daddy: No, hu-mid-i-fi-er. Daughter: YOU made a flower?</h2><p id="44f9" type="7">“Boogies, get out of my nose!”</p><h2 id="56d2">Daughter: What color is that, daddy? Daddy: Blue. Daughter: Good job!</h2><p id="bdf9" type="7">“One second, did you say please?”</p><h2 id="432b">Daddy: Do you love mommy or daddy? Daughter: I love mommy and daddy.</h2><p id="ddbe" type="7">“I’m a naked baby!”</p><h2 id="64d5">Daddy: I was talking to mommy about Christmas presents. Daughter: For me?!</h2><p id="1fcf" type="7">“It’s called mitten, daddy. Not glove.”</p><h2 id="a1ba">Daughter: It’s an ice in it. Daddy: There’s ice in it? Daughter: No it’s an axe in it. Daddy: Oh accident.</h2><p id="f247" type="7">

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The Darndest Things My 2 Year Old Said

from the mouths of babes

Preparing for the return of “Pullquotes” of a 2 Year Old” in the new year, I went back and looked at all the fun things my daughter said in the wonderful and wild ride that was her second year. Read all the weekly posts for yourself:

Or relive the moments quicker in these quarterly collections:

Just the Quotes: Q1 (Jan-March) 🔒| Just the Quotes: Q2 (April-June) 🔒 Just the Quotes: Q3 (July-Sep) 🔒| Just the Quotes: Q4 (Oct-Dec) 🔒

In the meantime, here are some of my “fay-brits” to tide you over until they start back up again:

Me: (singing) Somewhere beyond the sea… Daughter: No thank you, daddy.

“One, two, three, four, five, sic, nemen…”

Mommy: You want bananas? Tell daddy yes or no. Daughter: “Daddy, yes or no.”

Daughter: MY phone. Me: You want your phone? You going to talk to daddy? Daughter: No. Mommy. Hi, mommy!

“One, two, tee, four, five, sick, uhnemmin, twelve, tirteen, twenny!”

Daughter: (kiss sounds) Me: Aww, are you blowing kisses to Daddy? Daughter: No, mommy.

“Waffles… with ketchup” (syrup)

Mommy (as Prince Eric): How was your day? Daughter (as Ariel): Pretty good.

“Shoes me” (excuse me)

Daughter: Habit? Mommy: Can you say “May I have it?” Daughter: May habit.

“Daddy, dance, dance. Dance, daddy. Dance. Dance, daddy. Dance, daddy. Dance, dance… Daddy!”

Daddy: How much do you love daddy? Daughter: I love mommy.

Daddy: Did you make a poop? Daughter: No. Daddy: Do you have to? Daughter: No. Daddy: Did you make a fart? Daughter: Yup.

“I watch P(l)anet Eart(h)”

Daughter: I pine up bus. Daddy: Pineapples? Daughter: Ply nupbers. Daddy: Oh… play numbers.

(to birds outside) “Shh… mommy sleeping.”

Mommy: What colors are in the rainbow? Daughter: Red, ah-ange, yellow, geen, blue, purple.

“Bus diaper” (driver)

Daddy: What do you want for dinner? Daughter: Pizza! Daddy: Hmm, we don’t have any pizza… Daughter: Cupcake!

“Turtle, I’ll be right back, okay?”

Daughter: Light. Daddy: Light… what? I need one more word…[“please”] Daughter: Light on.

“I’m a purple pony!”

Daddy: I love your hat. Daughter: Not hat, crown.

“Everybody go night-night.”

Daddy: Are you ready for dinner? Daughter: I’m busy, daddy.

“Doggy, chill out.”

Daughter: Pine cone. Daddy: No that’s an acorn, can you say acorn? Daughter: Chicken nuggets!

(on the potty) “Go away.”

Daughter: Good morning daddy. Daddy: Hi baby, how was your morning? Daughter: Good. How was your week?

(singing) “Up ababa world so high…”

Daddy: You still love daddy, even though I’m pickly? (prickly) Daughter: Mommy not pickly.

“Don’t call me babe.”

Daddy (singing): I like to move it, move it… Daughter: Yeah, I don’t like that song. Daddy: Okay, baby. Daughter: I don’t like to move it.

“No thank you. Don’t sing.”

Daddy: Can I have a hug? Daughter: One second.

“Sun, where are you? Sun, where are you? Sun, where are you!”

Daddy: I’ll be right back, I’m going to put this water in the humidifier. Daughter: I made a flower? Daddy: No, hu-mid-i-fi-er. Daughter: YOU made a flower?

“Boogies, get out of my nose!”

Daughter: What color is that, daddy? Daddy: Blue. Daughter: Good job!

“One second, did you say please?”

Daddy: Do you love mommy or daddy? Daughter: I love mommy and daddy.

“I’m a naked baby!”

Daddy: I was talking to mommy about Christmas presents. Daughter: For me?!

“It’s called mitten, daddy. Not glove.”

Daughter: It’s an ice in it. Daddy: There’s ice in it? Daughter: No it’s an axe in it. Daddy: Oh accident.

“That’s silly. The moon can’t walk.”

Daddy (through pool noodle): Hello…! Daughter (into other side): Can I have chicken nuggets…

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