Just the Quotes: Q1
The first quarter of the year in “Pullquotes” of a 2 Year Old.
Despite the very financial-sounding heading, this is simply a roundup of all the quotes I’ve collected from my daughter for January-March 2016 in one place. (So you have them.) For more details, visit the links for each week posted below.
And the rest: Just the Quotes: Q2 | Just the Quotes: Q3 | Just the Quotes: Q4
Friday Jan 1
“Frosty the Shaman, daddy happy soul.”
Saturday Jan 2
Wife & I: (singing) “You are the sunshine of my life…” Daughter: No.
Sunday Jan 3
Me: Are you going to sing to Minnie? Daughter: (touching her throat) La, la, la…
Monday Jan 4
(Singing Adele in the car:) Hello…… side…
Tuesday Jan 5
Me: (singing) Somewhere beyond the sea… Daughter: No thank you, daddy.
Wednesday Jan 6
(after I finish reading her a book before bed:) “Thee end.”
Thursday Jan 7
“I did it!”
Friday Jan 8
“One, two, three, four, five, sic, nemen…”
Saturday Jan 9
Daughter: Applesauce! Applesauce! Me: Okay, tell the waitress when she comes. Daughter: (when waitress arrives) …
Sunday Jan 10
“Happy dad day see you, Happy dad day see you, Happy dad day see you…”
Monday Jan 11
“You stay here, Minnie. You stay here.”
Tuesday Jan 12
“Horsey comin’ (as car’s turn signal clip-clops)”
Wednesday Jan 13
Wife: You want bananas? Tell daddy yes or no. Daughter: “Daddy, yes or no.”
Thursday Jan 14
“Poopy in the potty.”
Friday Jan 15
“I farted.”
Saturday Jan 16
“One second…”
Sunday Jan 17
“Yay! Tunneled!” (in Lincoln Tunnel)
Monday Jan 18
Daughter: Applebus! Me: Oh yeah, I see the ambulance. Daughter: Again!
Tuesday Jan 19
“Wooowww” (whale sounds)
Wednesday Jan 20
Daughter: MY phone. Me: You want your phone? You going to talk to daddy? Daughter: No. Mommy. Hi, mommy!
Thursday Jan 21
“MOON! Yep… I see you!”
Friday Jan 22
“Cake! Um-nomnomnom.”
Saturday Jan 23
“Heer go.”
Sunday Jan 24
“I don’t know, man.”
Monday Jan 25
“One, two, tee, four, five, sick, uhnemmin, twelve, tirteen, twenny!”
Tuesday Jan 26
“Bismarck” (beauty mark)
Wednesday Jan 27
“Hello…(into phone) What?… What?… What?… Bye, Ariel.”
Thursday Jan 28
“My turn.”
Friday Jan 29
“Let it go…let it go… CASTLE!”
Saturday Jan 30
Mommy: Where does Ariel swim? Daughter: Right there.
Sunday Jan 31
“‘Scuse me, guys.”
Monday Feb 1
“Fie-fly” (butterfly)
Tuesday Feb 2
“My hat, please.”
Wednesday Feb 3
Daughter: (kiss sounds) Me: Aww, are you blowing kisses to Daddy? Daughter: No, mommy.
Thursday Feb 4
“I fell down over there.”
Friday Feb 5
“Boom-boom” (heart)
Saturday Feb 6
Me: Did you have fun at the show? Daughter: No.
Sunday Feb 7
“(singing)…my baby bubble-bee” (bumblebee)
Monday Feb 8
“I did jump-jump.”
Tuesday Feb 9
“Waffles… with ketchup” (syrup)
Wednesday Feb 10
“Tiger ROAR!”
Thursday Feb 11
Daughter: Daddy, come back. Daddy: You gotta say “I love you, daddy.” Daughter: I love you, daddy. Mommy: Aww. Can you say “I love you, mommy?” Daughter: No.
Friday Feb 12
Mommy (as Prince Eric): How was your day? Daughter (as Ariel): Pretty good.
Saturday Feb 13
I’m a big girl.
Sunday Feb 14
Marching-marching, marching-marching…
Monday Feb 15
Leabe it dere. (Leave it there)
Tuesday Feb 16
(offers hand) Kissy hand. (other hand) Kissy hand. (purses lips) Kisses.
Wednesday Feb 16
Poh ta dot. (polka dot)
Thursday Feb 17
(daddy sneezes) Bless you, daddy.
Friday Feb 19
“Daddy, yook” (look)
Saturday Feb 20
“Yummy yummy tummy”
Sunday Feb 21
“Get lup” (up)
Monday Feb 22
“It’s okay, Big Bird.”
Tuesday Feb 23
“Daddy fell down… slippy socks”
Wednesday Feb 24
“Not workin’”
Thursday Feb 25
(quoting Max from Where the Wild Things Are) “Be Still!”
Friday Feb 26
Mommy: That’s just a booboo. Daughter: No it’s beauty mark.
Saturday Feb 27
Mommy: Are we gonna snuggle soon? Daughter: No.
Sunday Feb 28
Mommy: Mommy is going to go potty. Daughter: *I* go potty.
Monday Feb 29
“Mickey Mouse gubbage (clubhouse)”
Tuesday Mar 1
“Daddy, dance, dance. Dance, daddy. Dance. Dance, daddy. Dance, daddy. Dance, dance… Daddy!”
Wednesday Mar 2
“I go to the doctor with mommy and daddy.”
Thursday Mar 3
“Lay down, Kitty. Lay down. Okay?”
Friday Mar 4
“Tugga tugga, choo choo”
Saturday Mar 5
“All done. I take a walk.”
Sunday Mar 6
Mommy: Can you say “ravioli?” Daughter: Ra-la-la.
Monday Mar 7
(singing) “Seesaw up and down, in the sky, on the ground”
Tuesday Mar 8
“Messy, messy, messy”
Wednesday Mar 9
“Cheers!”
Thursday Mar 10
“Teebee” (TV)
Friday Mar 11
“Have a seat.”
Saturday Mar 12
Mommy: You say “I love you mommy?” Daughter: I love you, mommy. Ah applesauce.
Sunday Mar 13
Daughter: Habit? Mommy: Can you say “May I have it?” Daughter: May habit.
Monday Mar 14
Daddy: How much do you love daddy? Daughter: I love mommy.
Tuesday Mar 15
“Tank you. Wehcome. Tank you. Wehcome.”
Wednesday Mar 16
“Daddy come back in.”
Thursday Mar 17
Daddy: Did you make a poop? Daughter: No. Daddy: Do you have to? Daughter: No. Daddy: Did you make a fart? Daughter: Yup.
Friday Mar 18
“Bye, sun.”
Saturday Mar 19
“Glasses on.”
Sunday Mar 20
“Lellow” (yellow)
Monday Mar 21
(singing) “Run away. Run away…”
Tuesday Mar 22
“I’ll right back.”
Wednesday Mar 23
“He dancing.”
Thursday Mar 24
Daddy: (smiles and winks one eye) Daughter: (smiles and blinks both eyes)
Friday Mar 25
(holding toy phone) “Boop boop boop… Hello?… Me?… Ok, bye.”
Saturday Mar 26
Daddy: What does a duck say? Daughter: kack kack Daddy: What does a turtle say? Daughter: “Duuuude!”
Sunday Mar 27
“I go dat way.”
Monday Mar 28
“All by self.” (myself)
Tuesday Mar 29
“I coming up.”
Wednesday Mar 30
“I pusha button.”
Thursday Mar 31
“Mommy here!”
Just the Quotes: Q4
The fourth/final quarter of the year in “Pullquotes” of a 2 Year Old.
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