The Boyfriend Experience
What you do with your girlfriend, you might not want to do with the local escort

Escorts work on a variety of service levels — mostly determined by what makes them feel comfortable — and what makes them feel uncomfortable. We all know this. For every GFE type girl (girlfriend experience) in the business, there’s at least one who doesn’t choose to go that route.
But what about the guys? Do we all do BFE…or just a small percentage of us? I read the reviews on several sites and I’m well aware that there are many guys who are much more “BFE-ish” than I am.
So what the hell is a BFE? By my definition, a guy provides a boyfriend experience via performing cunnilingus or deep French kissing during his session. While it might seem that virtually all guys fall into this category if allowed, I can tell you about one who doesn’t. And that one is yours truly.
Call me crazy but I see it like this: Like a lot of escorts themselves, I reserve the intimate stuff for partners with whom I have actual relationships. I figure that for the most part, GFE/BFE are activities escorts would rather forgo with their customers anyway. So if I’m not into it myself, why partake if she isn’t either? The fact is that most girls only provide the GFE to make money — and not because it’s their preference.
Then there’s the germ thing with the GFE/BFE. Being in close proximity to men and the girls’ colleagues as well, escorts are exposed to the common cold considerably more than your average person. And passage of germs is only exacerbated by those activities. I don’t like getting colds…so I’d rather not partake.
And finally, the traffic factor turns me off. If you’re dealing with a non-pro, exclusivity — or at least semi-exclusivity — makes the entire deal more appealing. But with a girl who’s doing shift work? I look at it this way: If I drop a piece of candy on the sidewalk, I’m not gonna pick it up for consumption. At home on a clean floor? Maybe! I think you get the idea.
But that doesn’t mean I don’t partake on occasion. I’ve been coerced by girls who actually complained (just like a male customer would) about stuff I won’t do in the room. And thus, I have caved at times. And then sometimes in the heat of passion, I forget and indulge. So it does happen. But it’s the exception and not the rule!
Whatever…it’s all a matter of taste (couldn’t help that). We all do what’s comfortable (both girls and guys) and hopefully, nobody does anything that makes him or her ill at ease in the name of turning a buck or satisfying a partner’s selfish requests.
When it comes to reviews on my performance, I’m sure I get them from the girls (as I’ve heard them review other guys all too often)…and it wouldn’t surprise me if they say “Billy does this…but he doesn’t do that.”
And my answer is…“I do what makes me comfortable…and I don’t do what makes me uncomfortable.” And if you don’t like it? I’ll just choose somebody else. And it should be the same for the girls, too.
I don’t like hearing that somebody is performing a task she’d rather not just to keep her job. But then again…anytime I actually worked a 9 to 5 (not very often), there was always shit I didn’t want to do but did anyway for the paycheck. Just part of the wage slave experience (WSE). What are ya gonna do?
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