The Animal Olympics
Serengeti Showdown

An event on the savanna Far too big for old Havana
Brought animals together Just like birds of a feather
A great spectacle to see None could ever disagree
It brought them from afar To prove who was the star
The eagle and the beagle Caribou, gnu, and shrew The flamingo and the dingo The cockatoo and ewe
Hippopotamus, llama, and bear Every kind of animal was there
They slithered, ran, and hopped They crawled and flew and flopped
There were feathers, scales, and hair They all wanted to be there
Some came to watch, some came to run They all would stay ’til it was done
Gorillas beat their chests While songbirds took requests
Giraffes viewed the games with ease Monkeys sat up in the trees
The zebras refereed And watched for a stampede
Heat after heat, the races went As some advanced and some were spent
At last they reached the final pair But one contestant was not there
The kangaroo refused to race A judge got all up in his face
“What is the problem? Tell me true We all are waiting just for you”
“I won my races fairly, Mate This is a fact you can’t debate”
“But I won’t race him, Señorita It won’t be fair, he is a cheetah”
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