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s you count with chips But either way I’ll have to perform a lot of dips</p><p id="6800">I’m mastering the steps to the Lindy Circle I don’t want to end up dancing like Steve Urkel</p><p id="b97b">I won’t stop ‘till I’m the champ the hero of the ballroom You know I’m going to dazzle in my Cha-Cha costume</p><p id="39b1">I’ll be getting my tan on they have it in a spray You have to look the part for the Paso Doble</p><p id="001c">I hope to make it through each week my plan is to survive I won’t listen to the judges or any of their Jive</p><p id="e4a2">Like Scaramouch, Scaramouch I will do the Fandango The Quickstep and the Mambo the Foxtrot and the Tango</p><p id="e326">I will be elegant and stylish without any glaring faults Turning heads like Captain von Trapp dancing the Viennese Walt

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z</p><p id="e3d8">This contest will be a significantly sized chunk of my personal memoirs I’m gonna be on Dancing With The Not Even Remotely Close To Being Stars</p><p id="8d3f"><i>More Mark on No Crime in Rhymin’:</i></p><div id="aefd" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/at-the-zoo-with-scooby-doo-40679e01cc19"> <div> <div> <h2>At The Zoo With Scooby-Doo</h2> <div><h3>NCiR Prompt: At The Zoo</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*VEbFapDJUHKlHahl7vOb-A.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

Putting On My Dancing Shoes

It’s my time to shine

Lars Peter Witt

I just got accepted as one of the contestants I’ll have to double down on store-bought decongestants

I have a flabby body I need to reinvent I hope I get a partner with a foreign accent

I may have to switch to drinking only lemonade If I want to stun the judges with my Promenade

I have never tried to Salsa unless you count with chips But either way I’ll have to perform a lot of dips

I’m mastering the steps to the Lindy Circle I don’t want to end up dancing like Steve Urkel

I won’t stop ‘till I’m the champ the hero of the ballroom You know I’m going to dazzle in my Cha-Cha costume

I’ll be getting my tan on they have it in a spray You have to look the part for the Paso Doble

I hope to make it through each week my plan is to survive I won’t listen to the judges or any of their Jive

Like Scaramouch, Scaramouch I will do the Fandango The Quickstep and the Mambo the Foxtrot and the Tango

I will be elegant and stylish without any glaring faults Turning heads like Captain von Trapp dancing the Viennese Waltz

This contest will be a significantly sized chunk of my personal memoirs I’m gonna be on Dancing With The Not Even Remotely Close To Being Stars

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