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ly unappealing.</li><li>Frequently viscous.</li><li>Both are often squished by men.</li><li>Month-long life cycles.</li><li>Eggs!</li><li>Neither responds well to fly-paper.</li><li>Best to keep them out of sight when guests come over.</li><li>I’ve been dared to eat them both.</li></ol><p id="813b">Tune in next week, when I mistake a discarded breakfast sausage for a human penis.</p><p id="ec0e">Enjoyed yourself? Read this Stupid:</p><div id="9cba" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/chris-evans-sexiest-runner-up-a2b9ffeb89dd"> <div> <div> <h2>Chris Evans: Sexiest Runner Up</h2> <div><h3>What an adorable dope</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.

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Anatomy 101

Tell Me This Isn’t a Vagina

Prepare to be Aroused (Intellectually)

More like a post-oral aperture if you know what I mean. (Photo from Enclopaedia Briannica, obtained at Alamy.com)

In my internet meanderings today, I accidentally stumbled upon a diagram of the female anatomy.

As it turns out, it’s the mouth of a house fly.

Can you really blame me? I mean, houseflies and human vaginas are similar in so many ways.

  1. Sometimes they suck.
  2. Visually unappealing.
  3. Frequently viscous.
  4. Both are often squished by men.
  5. Month-long life cycles.
  6. Eggs!
  7. Neither responds well to fly-paper.
  8. Best to keep them out of sight when guests come over.
  9. I’ve been dared to eat them both.

Tune in next week, when I mistake a discarded breakfast sausage for a human penis.

Enjoyed yourself? Read this Stupid:

This lady also has fun with mouths. And she’s hilarious. Nichola Scurry:

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Mistaken Identity
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