#Disillusionment
Success Comes In All Shapes And Sizes
Top trending in all the wrong places
I discovered something remarkable today. When you do a search of “disillusionment” on Medium, six of the first seven top trending stories are under my name. I mean I own this tag. Take a look below, which shows the first three.

If and when the crap economy catches up to Medium users to the point that the search “disillusionment” becomes the number one search due to the inevitable fact that the entire planet will be feeling disillusioned, I will be a rich man.
At the moment, I’m way ahead of my time, and too many users still think we are living in booming times where things like The Law Of Attraction and The Promise Of Success seem actually achievable. And I’ve got three Golden Gate Bridges in my backyard I’d like to sell you.
As if the dollar wasn’t tanking and jobs weren’t paying less and the housing market wasn’t in decline and debt wasn’t rising and the two major superpowers weren’t in some sick gridlock game of Chicken and climate change was actually a big beautiful rainbow that lies ahead!

Yes, we are swimming in disillusionment. You just don’t know it yet. It’s the air we breathe. It’s everywhere. I know, I know, nobody likes bad news. But you’ll thank me later for it. We all need to accept the fact that we are living in Hell.
If Balzac were alive today, his famous Lost Illusions wouldn’t sell on Medium. Tough luck, Balzy. Better luck next life. Our age loves illusions. Pipe dreams. Scams. Go die in a ditch, Honore. Just piss off.
As for Madam Bovary or Anna Karenina? Don’t make me laugh.
John Steinbeck did not title his famous novel about the Depression Era of the 1930s the Grapes of Attraction.
When Kurt Vonnegut titled his famous satirical novel about a businessman who slowly went insane, the Breakfast of Champions, he meant it as a joke.
As for Tennessee Williams, Flannery O’Connor, Anton Chekov, James Baldwin? Just get those sour grape eating pessimists out of our faces!
We want ascending listicles, manifestos, odes to joy, Law of Attraction copycats, 7 Secret Steps To Orgiastic Success rip offs. Give us optimism or give us death.
Go ask any alcoholic. They all want to hear that their next drink is going to be the drink that changes their life, that will be different, that will taste so good. Oh, and the feeling! None of them want to hear that there is no future in another drink. Nobody wants to face sobriety.
So before you take it out on the messenger, just pause and reflect. That’s all I ask. And after you read all of the top trending stories under the disillusionment tag, and gain some real insight into the gravity of the situation we all find ourselves in, then you can come back and thank me for it. In the meantime I will patiently look forward to your claps, comments, subscriptions, and follows.
And lastly, if I am exaggerating, or as my grotesquely optimistic step-father used to tell me, catastrophizing, then so are all of the positive attitude fanatics. I’m simply here to balance things out. Nothing is wasted. I hope you will find some use.
So be sure to search “disillusionment” and read the top 7 hot trending items, six of which are authored by Yours Truly!
© Carlo Zeno 2022
Shout out to Franco Amati for having the vision, courage, and catastrophizing foresight to publish at least three of my poems that fall under the “disillusionment” tag. And, of course, shout out to Muddyum for providing a platform for satire and having the stomach to publish bearers of bad news.
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