She had the bad habit of scrolling through her emails while doing her morning headstand. It was good for the blood circulation and her overall equilibrium, but reading things upside down sometimes had unintended consequences.

Take the latest demand from her favorite client, for example. He had asked her to write a microfiction with these simple constraints: “image at the top, then the title, then the subtitle, then the story, then your links.”

Could they even be called constraints? She could write anything she wanted.

And yet, she flipped and jumbled everything up and down.

The Surgeon Colonel recommends yoga, but not while reading weird fiction

Head Over Heels