SATIRICAL POETRY
Shameless Slapstick

by Joe Váradi
Step up, young comic writer! What you’ve heard ain’t no rumor, you’ve just crossed the threshold of the High Temple of Low Humor!
We’re the Titans of Tomfoolery — the Bag Men of Bufoonery — the Fauns of Feckless Frivolty —
Just be aware…
Your aspirational knee-slappers Will serve no other masters Than our legions of Facebook clappers.
We’ll turn your stories into billboards to curry favor with the Twitterbox lords and drive traffic to our Instagram hordes.
It’s been a little while since I had some innocent, good-natured fun directed at our friends at Slackjaw. Then, I saw the audaciously shameless self-promotional link-orgy that they now insert at the bottom of every single story they publish. It looks like so:

Hey — you never know when inspiration will strike … for me, it was seeing this Technicolor explosion at the font factory …
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Dedicated to Matthew McConaughey and the extended editorial family at SJ






