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the hashish for the cigarettes.</p><p id="ceef">Cage Four:</p><figure id="f5a0"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*oTTPiOXPTmCuwBMFxwyVCA.png"><figcaption><b>A Man in Love</b></figcaption></figure><p id="ab77">There is nothing in this world that looks as silly as a man in love. He has a glassy-eyed stare, a lover boy smile, and is unable to see what is in front of him. His vision is consumed by the thought of boning his love muffin.</p><p id="ce9d">The problem with men is they can stay captured in this phase for days, weeks, or even months. However long it is, they look pathetic!</p><p id="37d7">If they get stuck like this, try taking them to a gentleman’s club, or even a gay bathhouse. Hell! Take ‘em to both and see if it cures the affliction.</p><p id="face">Cage Five:</p><figure id="2ab5"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*9WSstkCRwp1O6IGjKiDeeg.png"><figcaption><b>I had no idea this is what child support looked like. Seems so harmless.</b></figcaption></figure><p id="df49">Harmless, my ass! The last time a babe said to me “I’m going to rock your world!” I ended up paying child support into my 60s.</p><p id="af98">Cage Six:</p><figure id="1ae5"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*kYuxv6aN_Izc-8_o0uC9tg.jpeg"><figcaption><b>Love is a many-splendor thing. Unless you’re not getting any.</b></figcaption></figure><p id="a214">Seeing a couple in love is a sickening thing to observe. I’d rather watch dogs doing the wild thing.</p><p id="9f8e">For our canine friends, love is simple. No fuss, no muss! Just straight to the good stuff.</p><p id="e0f0">Nowadays, more women seem to prefer these kinds of meaningless relationships.</p><p id="e1b9">Well, at least with me!</p><p id="2a6a">Maybe this is why my nickname is, “<i>Thanks-but-no-thanks-Mikel</i>.”</p><figure id="ac82"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*ft__L5YyQM6nuMXF_-jFZg.jpeg"><figcaption><b>Boo Hoo! I’m Done! </b>Drawing by the author</figcaption></figure><div id="83d2" class="link-block"> <a href="https://medium.com/@mikelfeilen/membership?source=publishing_settings-------------------------------------"> <div> <div> <h2>Join Medium with my referral link - H. Mikel Feilen</h2> <div><h3>Read every story from H. Mikel Feilen (and thousands of other writers on Medium). Your membership fee directly supports…</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div>

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Cartoons

The Shaky Pen 2

Abstract cartooning by H Mikel Feilen

You said this was going to be a nicer place to live, but this is a Shaky Pen 2. Photo by Joseph Sharp on Unsplash

This is the beginning of The Shaky Pen cartoon series. The first Brain Disorder Art cartoon publication in the world.

My series of The Shaky Pen will come out twice a month at The Pub. 6 panels of caged cartoons will be published per issue.

Enjoy!

Love, Peace, and Unconditional Happiness!

All the drawings are done by the author.

Cage One:

A Woman in Love

Women are such interesting creatures. Ninety percent of the time a female never allows their cage to get rattled unless, mind you, they are in love.

They can barely walk and chew gum at the same time when google-eyed over some steaming hunk-of-junk or a fine little missy.

Although, after the romance is over, this phase evaporates as fast as a fart in the wind.

Cage Two:

I hid the ball from him. Do you think he’s on to me?

Dogs are not as dumb as humans think, but humans are as stupid as dogs think.

Cage Three:

Picasso, Dali, and Matisse’, all amateurs!

One day Pablo Picasso and I were sitting at an outdoor cafe in Paris, drinking espresso and smoking hashish-laced cigarettes. Then, out of nowhere, Henri Matisse’ came walking up and joined us.

It was on that day I gave the two men the secret to creating incredible, one-of-a-kind abstract art.

I know they are both dead but neither of those pricks ever said thank you to me. I even provided the hashish for the cigarettes.

Cage Four:

A Man in Love

There is nothing in this world that looks as silly as a man in love. He has a glassy-eyed stare, a lover boy smile, and is unable to see what is in front of him. His vision is consumed by the thought of boning his love muffin.

The problem with men is they can stay captured in this phase for days, weeks, or even months. However long it is, they look pathetic!

If they get stuck like this, try taking them to a gentleman’s club, or even a gay bathhouse. Hell! Take ‘em to both and see if it cures the affliction.

Cage Five:

I had no idea this is what child support looked like. Seems so harmless.

Harmless, my ass! The last time a babe said to me “I’m going to rock your world!” I ended up paying child support into my 60s.

Cage Six:

Love is a many-splendor thing. Unless you’re not getting any.

Seeing a couple in love is a sickening thing to observe. I’d rather watch dogs doing the wild thing.

For our canine friends, love is simple. No fuss, no muss! Just straight to the good stuff.

Nowadays, more women seem to prefer these kinds of meaningless relationships.

Well, at least with me!

Maybe this is why my nickname is, “Thanks-but-no-thanks-Mikel.”

Boo Hoo! I’m Done! Drawing by the author

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