Sex Things That Men Like
We like certain things that may surprise women out there
It’s important to start out a piece like this by being fully open and transparent with the reader, so that’s what I’d like to try and do right now…
We men… We like sex.
I know, I know… You’re going to be able to show me edge case where some guy might not like sex or one that has a low libido, but if we stick to the raw numbers here, the overwhelmingly vast majority of us “menfolk” like sex.
And here’s a staggering statistic that I’m totally just making up on the spot, but let’s run with it anyway, a staggering 90% or more of us will say that we’re not having as much sex as we’d like.
Again, I just made that number up, I have no proof to support it, but it is totally true and for the ladies out there reading this, you know that I am speaking the truth.
There are two types of men:
- Those who don’t think they’re getting enough sex
- Those who are lying about it because their female partner is reading, watching, or listening to them answer the question
But there are some things that many of us like that we don’t talk much about and in my quest to vastly improve the overall quality (and quantity, I got you fellas) of the sex lives of everyone reading this, I thought I’d share some things that men like that may be surprising to some ladies.
Some of you more worldly women our there will know all or most of these things, and not all of these things will be applicable to all men. I’d also like to inform you now before you begin that this list is not exhaustive.
Ok, let’s get into it.
Imperfections
This might shock some of the women out there, but a lot of men, nay, I say most men, like our women to have some physical imperfections.
Those stretch marks that you ladies obsess over?
That extra bit of bum fat that you can’t get rid of at the gym?
You c-section scar?
Cellulite on your thighs?
Your slightly bushier pubes because you were busy doing 10,000 other things that need to be done and didn’t get around to trimming?
We men, like that stuff.
Seriously. I’m not making this up and none of you are having sex with me, so I am being 100% honest with you.
I’ve been with women who have all of those things and more and it never even entered my mind.
Why? Because you’re having sex with me and I like having sex with women. I’m a man, remember? I like having sex. A lot.
We think the imperfections that you obsess over and quietly freak out about are kind of sexy in most instances.
Love handles? Yes, please. I literally like to use them as handles.
The next time you look in the mirror and gnash your teeth over any little part of your body that you’re not quite happy with, just remember that your man or a man out there in the wild find that sexy and probably wants to have sex with you right now.
Nipple Play… Our Nipples.
I really like my man nipples sucked and played with.
It sends a shiver right through my body like an electric charge.
A woman nuzzling my nipples, biting, licking, blowing on them, and teasing them makes me entirely horned up and ready to toss you around the room for some vigorous sex.
Most men that I’ve ever spoken with agree, we like our nipples played with, but they are often entirely neglected.
So don’t neglect them.
I’m a bit fan of a woman going hot and cold on my nipples — that could be as simple as clamping her warm mouth on one so that it gets all hard and then blowing cold air on it, or, it could be something more elaborate like drinking a hot liquid, sucking on my nipple and then switching to a cold drink and doing the same thing.
I don’t mind. I’m easy.
Just play with my nipples, I really like it.
And so do most men.
Butt Stuff… On Us.
Most men love anal sex.
The idea of taking their woman from behind and being able to have sex with her bum turns most guys on.
And it’s great, let me tell you. When you’ve relaxed a woman to the point where you can have sex with her ass, it feels really good. If together, you can make her have an orgasm with you inside there, usually through her stimulating herself clitorally, the sensation of her muscles contracting on your penis inside her ass is otherworldly.
That’s all well and good, but you know what else men like?
Having their butts played with by their woman.
One of the greatest sexual sensations that you can have as a guy is getting down on all fours and having your woman toss your salad (analingus for those you not familiar with that slang). Being rimmed feels amazing.
And then, once we’re all loosened up around the back passage, why not grease things up and slip a finger in there. If everyone is so inclined, a little prostate tickle is pretty sensational.
Seriously though, all joking aside, prostate orgasms are one of the most intense feelings of physical pleasure that I’ve ever experienced.
They are hard to achieve and at times, can be quite elusive, but once you figure it out, it is absolute fireworks.
Worst-case scenario, even if you don’t have a P-Spot Orgasm, if you massage and rub a man’s prostate for a bit and then bring him to a traditional orgasm, the feeling is intensified and the amount of ejaculate also generally increases.
And if all that wasn’t enough, we haven’t even touched on pegging. That shift in the “pleasure-power dynamic” is really interesting.
Now, not all men are into butt play. There are the guys who are too macho to let anyone touch their butt because it might turn them gay or whatever. But most men, when they start to experience it, realize how pleasurable and amazing it can actually be.
Creampies
This might shock some of you reading this, but for whatever reason, my research has led me to this previously unexplored avenue of sexual pleasure for men…
Men enjoy ejaculating INSIDE their female partner’s vagina and anus.
Right? Crazy, huh?
Shut. The. Front. Door.
So while you all knew this and nature has primed men to enjoy this because it helps keep our species afloat, there’s something that takes things to the next level.
We men, we like to watch our semen dribble out of our women.
I cannot properly put into words, and I am very good with words, just how erotic and visually stimulating that we men find it, to sit there, having just filled our lady with our seed, and watch it trickle out of her.
I will, and this is no lie, cum inside my wife, then slide down the bed, sit cross-legged between her legs, and stare at her vagina to watch my sperm trickle out of her and leak down towards her ass.
My wife likes to tease me by telling me during the day via text if we had sex in the morning before work, that she’s “leaking”.
This is incredibly primal and it absolutely, utterly gets our engines firing on all cylinders as men.
Creampies… Not just a popular search term on Pornhub.
Request The Shot
Here’s a pro tip for you ladies.
Every so often if you’re in a relationship, you might not be in the mood, but you know your man is, so you take one for the team.
You have some maintenance sex.
As they say across the ditch in the UK, “Lay back and think of England.”
My wife lies to me and tells me it’s not a chore, and I love her for lying to me like that, but we’re all friends here and I know that sometimes you ladies aren’t feeling it and you’d like to just kind of wrap things up so you can get on with whatever your day entails.
Or, you’re having a session with a guy and for whatever reason, he’s just not able to get to the vinegar stroke quickly enough and finish the job.
I’ve been in situations where women have said to me, “Hey, are you close, I’m getting a bit sensitive.”
It happens, sometimes you just want to bring the festivities to an end.
One way that gets us men to the brink of no return quickly and efficiently, is when you ladies “call for the shot”.
There are three simple words that will get any man’s engine revving:
“Honey, I’m pregnant.”
Wait. No, that’s not it.
No, the three magic words are:
“Cum inside me.”
I’m not kidding, when a woman looks you in the eye while you’re inside her and she tells you to unleash, it’s probably the sexiest, most arousing thing that I’ve ever experienced.
I don’t know a single man that I’ve talked to about this who doesn’t giggle like a schoolgirl at the thought of it.
It sends us over the edge like nothing else.
I had a woman last week say to me, “Breed me” and I lost control of my faculties for a solid ten minutes. My brain flipped into some early primate mode where the only thing I could focus on was humping and ejaculating inside this woman.
So yeah, pro tip, if you want to send you man wild or just get him to finish up, tell him to cum inside you.
Men Are Simple Animals
Those are just a few things that most men like that not all women are fully aware of, and to be honest, not even all men are across them.
I could probably spend the next three or four hours writing out a list of the sex things that men like, but the truth is, we’re actually pretty simple creatures.
In the most basic sense, to control a man you simply need to keep his belly full and his balls empty.
Beyond that, everything is gravy… and I like gravy.
Mmmmm… gravy.
If you want to try and ramp up your man’s pleasure and have a bit of fun, test out some of the ideas above and see how they fair for you. I guarantee that of the five things I mentioned above, at least four of them are going to be winners for you.
No need to thank me, just name your firstborn after me and we’ll call it even.
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