Seth Godin? Isn’t He the Guy Who Played The Green Hornet?

The game is a foot. . .er, afoot!

I have recently read several articles that quoted a guy by the name of Seth Godin. Every time I have seen him quoted, I thought to myself, “Wow! That Green Hornet guy has more going on for him than I thought.”

I mean, I knew the guy was a successful Hollywood producer, actor, and writer. I also have “heard” that he is a prolific pot smoker. Busy guy. And probably has cornered the market on snack foods.

But where the hell are all these writers finding such deep and meaningful quotes from this guy?

Well, as a trained. . .um. As someone who has watched a lot of television crime dramas and, of course, Bosch on Netflix, I figured I must have learned enough investigative technique to find this guy.

So, after putting on my Inverness cape and my deerstalker cap, I decided I liked the look and went to the mall where I could show it off. Of course the mall was closed, and security detained me when I told them I was contemplating a case I was investigating.

After the police gave me a ride home, I decided public forays were dangerous to my case, and decided that Seth Godin had somehow caught on to the fact that I was investigating him. How else would the coppers know my whereabouts? Surely, there is a mole.

Well, it seems the game is afoot!

As a master of disguise, I decided to take out my rumpled raincoat and put in my glass eye, and continue my charade in the guise of well-known television detective.

I returned to the mall and tried to get into the book store. Something told me it was there I would find my first clue. I was closed.

After the police gave me a ride home, I decided I had to try investigating from home.

I went on Google and Googled, “How can I investigate the identity of someone I have never heard of and who writes a lot of neat sentences that other writers like to use as quotes?”

I immediately got my answer!

“Google the name of the person you are searching for, you idiot.”

“That’s it!” I said to my empty house. “Brilliant!” I said to myself.

So, I Googled him. And what do you know? He wasn’t in The Green Hornet! I must have made a mistake somewhere.

Surely a writer as brilliant as the guy who gets quoted all the time by other writers must have played The Green Hornet! Who else could it be?

Sure enough, Google told me it was a guy named “Seth Rogen.” Amazing! Two brilliant artistic men named Seth!

More investigation is required. I have vowed to not give up until I have learned more about this Seth Godin character, and how he fits in with The Green Hornet.

But first, my dear Readers, my medication and a nap.

Chuck Roast is a humorist (“humourist” for those of you who like the “incorrect” spelling)for the publication Illumination, a Top Writer in Satire and Humor, owner/editor/writer of his own Publication, Dad-Bods, which is currently sitting idle while he develops his social media skills and gains more exposure through manipulation of said social media. He is branching out to try and take Top Writer awards in other topics from other writers. he was recently curated for the first time, in Poetry of all things, for his poetic story, Remember the Founders and Their Reasons.

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