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irst cage fight today… that was one surprised budgie!</p><h2 id="1256">You’re the tops</h2><p id="ee68">Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.</p><h2 id="31f9">Enter</h2><p id="825f">A duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill, please.”</p><h2 id="557c">Bringing home the bacon</h2><p id="1936">Do you want to be an eBay superstar? Just follow my lead. Over the past year I’ve made twenty-two very profitable sales of my flock of homing pigeons.</p><h2 id="1935">The race card</h2><p id="7563">I was watching a fun run marathon the other day. One runner was dressed as a chicken and another was dressed as an egg. I thought to myself, “This could be interesting!”</p><p id="b562"><b><i>Britni</i></b></p><p id="c493"><i>Next chapter:</i></p><div id="9d98" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/dolphin-smiles-2278527d2c7c"> <div> <div> <h2>I Know Why the Dolphin Smiles</h2> <div><h3>Things they never taught in school</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*-_h7FsjuSisiv4pxzVAcsw.jpeg)"></div>

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</div> </div> </a> </div><p id="47cb"><i>The whole set:</i></p><div id="4951" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/great-jokes-of-the-western-world-9e49a1f1d4a1"> <div> <div> <h2>Great Jokes of the Western World</h2> <div><h3>Collect the whole set!</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*Arx3rMU3HaFWX14xDL6HkQ.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="cd20"><i>More fun:</i></p><div id="51e3" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/free-airline-tickets-71b58acd3f3e"> <div> <div> <h2>The Problem With Free Airline Tickets</h2> <div><h3>The day we started a riot on a 737</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*hE6J0dQ2DQv4SQQqdOHE9w.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

Great Jokes of the Western World — Nature

Roll Your Eyes Over These Jokes

Nature’s glory: the lighter side

Photo by Ilse Orsel on Unsplash

Spotted dolphins

I rang the marine life centre, and the automated system said that my call would be recorded and may be used for training porpoises.

I told them I’d sighted the first of the season’s humpbacks heading to the Antarctic, and they told me they were new south whales.

Full of pride

I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Melbourne zoo.

A gift to remember

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said, “Thanks, Britni!”

I said, “Don’t mention it.”

Season ticket

It’s spring! I’m so excited, I wet my plants.

Champion

Won my first cage fight today… that was one surprised budgie!

You’re the tops

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

Enter

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill, please.”

Bringing home the bacon

Do you want to be an eBay superstar? Just follow my lead. Over the past year I’ve made twenty-two very profitable sales of my flock of homing pigeons.

The race card

I was watching a fun run marathon the other day. One runner was dressed as a chicken and another was dressed as an egg. I thought to myself, “This could be interesting!”

Britni

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