Road Trip Emergency, Lost in Translation

Summary

A humorous account of a road trip mishap involving autocorrect issues while urgently searching for a restroom is shared, alongside an invitation to support the writer by becoming a Medium member.

Abstract

The author recounts a comical incident during a road trip where the simple act of sending a message about a restroom emergency turns into a series of autocorrect blunders. The intended message of needing a restroom is autocorrected to "potty" and then "pot," leading to confusion and laughter. The narrative concludes with the author expressing gratitude for the reader's understanding and invites them to enjoy more of their writing by joining Medium. The author emphasizes the personal and humorous nature of their stories, which are based on true events, and offers a membership link for support.

Opinions

The author finds humor in the frustration of autocorrect errors during a time-sensitive situation.
There is a sense of embarrassment but also lightheartedness in the face of the autocorrect "demon."
The author values their readers and extends an invitation to connect on a more personal level through their Medium profile.
The writer appreciates the support of their audience and encourages membership to Medium, highlighting the value of ad-free reading and unlimited access to stories.

Sending a simple text or message doesn’t always go as planned.

Journey delayed with a pit stop Pee stop ETA is TBD

Warning hosts of our pause Message 1 — relayed No restrooms open Bravely approaching outdoor Port-a-Potatoes

WTF, AUTOCORRECT!!! Potty, potty We have to go potty When did potty become unrecognizable, indescribable

Message 2 — relayed No bathrooms open Impending terror opening outdoor Pot-a-potty

WTF AUTOCORRECT DEMON!!! No smoking or inhaling is involved No POT Listen, Grand Wizard, behind the curtain How is pot priority over potty

Message 3 — relayed No longer need Port-a-potty Be there soon

Plan B: Pee my pants Cause: Laughing uncontrollably

Thank you for getting to know my unusual silly side of life, loosely or entirely based on a true story. No names are used to protect the innocent or hilariously embarrassed.

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POEM: HUMOR

Road Trip Emergency, Lost in Translation

Sending a simple text or message doesn’t always go as planned.

Hello! I am Nicole.

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