Rachel Dolezal going public with Tanning Salon franchise opportunity
Catering to the transracial population
Rachel Dolezal courtesy Wikimedia Commons
Former NAACP leader Rachel Dolezal admits finding gainful employment challenging since the controversy around her racial identity resulted in her ouster from teaching Africana Studies at Eastern Washington University. In a recent social media post, she exclaimed “The struggle is real!”.
In the six years since her last job, she has made ends meet braiding hair while applying for work as a hotel maid and casino worker. She expressed her frustrations in a recent interview on the Tamron Hall show.
Like many struggling in the pandemic, Rachel has foresworn the traditional job market and is venturing forth as an entrepreneur in her pursuit of the African American Dream. She’s opening her own chain of tanning salons specifically geared to the transracial market. The Bureau of Economic Analysis estimates that the transracial economy to be worth as much as half a billion dollars annually.
Her skill in grant writing has been key in securing funding from both banks and foundations willing to support transracialism in human rights and commerce. Unfortunately, she did not qualify for Small Business Administration Grants earmarked for minority owned firms.
Dolezal hopes that her tanning salons result in solidifying her credibility with Black America. In an effort to broaden her appeal in Afrocentric markets, she has offered her services as pitchwoman. While her interest in being a spokesperson for Black Girl Sunscreen has gone unanswered to date, Rachel remains undaunted.
Her business plan for the tanning salons, is bold and innovative. Frequent tanning visits are incentivized. Bronze tanning club members completing ten sessions in a month receive a complimentary dashiki. Rachel has reached out to other aspiring transracials, CV Vitolo-Haddad and Jessica Krug about taking ownership of a franchise.
Once accused of cultural inappropriation, Rachel has sought recognition as a subject matter expert on African American History and Culture. She’s waiting to hear whether she’ll be granted the opportunity to testify in advocacy of reparations before the US Congress. She confidently claims that a DNA test will prove her own eligibility.
When asked why there are no male transracials, Dolezal responded with a wink and a smile saying, “There are some things our white brothers just cannot overcome in the realization of their African identity. As surely as there is white privilege, there is black privilege, too.”
Her ex-husband of African descent left her, saying she was “too black”. In 2018, Dolezal was charged with welfare fraud and perjury. Undaunted by these setbacks, she looks to make a success story of the next chapter of her life through franchising transracial tanning salons. She has petitioned the Southern Poverty Law Center for franchisee assistance with legal fees under their Economic Justice program.
Counting herself among black culture icons of mixed race like Bob Marley and Malcolm X, Dolezal outlines her path to self-realization in her book “In Full Color”. Rachel underwent a legal name change to Nkechi Amare Diallo in 2017 to more fully communicate her heritage of choice.
She has also taken a strong stand for transracial rights stating that she looks forward to the day when transracial people enjoy the same rights and legal recognition as transsexuals.
“It’s a major breakthrough to see trans women competing in sport with their cisgender sisters. One day that same equality will be recognized for transracials like me. If I identify as black, I should be able to compete in the Miss Black America pageant. It’s only fair.”
Rachel Dolezal Tanning Salons has prime franchise locations available in up and coming transracial neighborhoods. Whether you seek your fortune in franchising or are discovering your heritage after waking up on the white side of the bed, visit Rachel Dolezal’s Tanning Salons today.