Probably The Most Bizarre Trump Fundraising Scheme Yet

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money payments to adult film actress Stormy Daniels, Trump will be arrested and processed, including the taking of his fingerprints as it is standard practice for processing federal criminal defendants. This will all go down when he appears in a federal court in Miami on Tuesday.</p><p id="23a9" type="7">And never one to miss an opportunity, he is hawking those very fingerprints to his supporters, along with a chance for them to contribute to the profit too!</p><p id="6d82">“For just $99.99, YOU, my most devoted supporters, will soon have the chance to buy a 12” x 12" photo of my fingerprints, signed by YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT, and suitable for framing,” his fundraising email says.</p><p id="594f"><b>“But that’s not all,” it continues.</b></p><p id="bf06">“If any of YOU, through your courageous actions in defending either myself or this glorious country, are, or have been, under attack by the sick leftist haters, and have been UNFAIRLY TARGETED LIKE ME, and find yourself fingerprinted — send a photo of those fingerprints to me. I will see that they are put up for sale on Truth Social and all proceeds will go to making America Great Again.</p><p id="8bef" type="7">Trump is all about showing him the money, and using his misguided followers to do so. He will go down in the history of flimflamers as one of the best. His Midas Touch is unique — targeted, sticky, and certainly orange — and will leave its stain on our country. That is for certain.</p><p id="e5de">Tr

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ump was Jerry Maguire before Jerry Maguire —</p> <figure id="039b"> <div> <div> <img class="ratio" src="http://placehold.it/16x9"> <iframe class="" src="https://cdn.embedly.com/widgets/media.html?src=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fembed%2FFFrag8ll85w%3Ffeature%3Doembed&display_name=YouTube&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DFFrag8ll85w&image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FFFrag8ll85w%2Fhqdefault.jpg&key=a19fcc184b9711e1b4764040d3dc5c07&type=text%2Fhtml&schema=youtube" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" width="854"> </div> </div> </figure></iframe></div></div></figure><p id="4cf7">The courts have been so unfair to Trump —</p><div id="37b7" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/ny-judge-puts-limits-on-what-trump-can-and-cannot-say-regarding-criminal-case-against-him-59b6ad78d055"> <div> <div> <h2>NY Judge Puts Limits on What Trump Can and Cannot Say Regarding Criminal Case Against Him</h2> <div><h3>And Eric Trump has ideas . . .</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*pKH46hqkROFGvvMy)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

Admit it — Trump’s got the Midas Touch for scam

Fingerprint of Trump’s middle finger — the one he gives to the country. (Notice the orange tint) Photo by George Prentzas on Unsplash

As the Washington Post points out, federally indicted Donald Trump, newly charged with multiple counts over his mishandling of classified documents, is using his legal woes to plead for money — again.

On Friday, Trump sent an email to his supporters asking for “a contribution to peacefully DEFEND our movement from the never-ending witch hunts — and together, even during these darkest of times, we will prove that our movement is truly UNBREAKABLE.”

But that’s not all he is planning to do to raise money. His next step, to put it mildly, takes the cake — and will leave him, and his followers, with — if not sticky fingers — at least digits in need of cleaning.

Just like at the end of March, when a Manhattan court charged Trump with falsifying business records over hush-money payments to adult film actress Stormy Daniels, Trump will be arrested and processed, including the taking of his fingerprints as it is standard practice for processing federal criminal defendants. This will all go down when he appears in a federal court in Miami on Tuesday.

And never one to miss an opportunity, he is hawking those very fingerprints to his supporters, along with a chance for them to contribute to the profit too!

“For just $99.99, YOU, my most devoted supporters, will soon have the chance to buy a 12” x 12" photo of my fingerprints, signed by YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT, and suitable for framing,” his fundraising email says.

“But that’s not all,” it continues.

“If any of YOU, through your courageous actions in defending either myself or this glorious country, are, or have been, under attack by the sick leftist haters, and have been UNFAIRLY TARGETED LIKE ME, and find yourself fingerprinted — send a photo of those fingerprints to me. I will see that they are put up for sale on Truth Social and all proceeds will go to making America Great Again.

Trump is all about showing him the money, and using his misguided followers to do so. He will go down in the history of flimflamers as one of the best. His Midas Touch is unique — targeted, sticky, and certainly orange — and will leave its stain on our country. That is for certain.

Trump was Jerry Maguire before Jerry Maguire —

The courts have been so unfair to Trump —

Trump — “Show Me The Money”

Probably the Most Bizarre Trump Fundraising Scheme Yet

Admit it — Trump’s got the Midas Touch for scam

NY Judge Puts Limits on What Trump Can and Cannot Say Regarding Criminal Case Against Him

And Eric Trump has ideas . . .