100 Word Challenge — Aggravate
Phil’s Only Lot In Life Is To Aggravate Stanley
HUNDO | 100 WORD CHALLENGE | FICTION
“I swear to Satan, you open your mouth one more time, Phil, and I will kill you again!”
“But…”
“NO!”
“What if…”
“NO!”
“Stanley, I…”
“SHUT it!”
“I…”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
Phil lights his cigarette off his flaming orgasm. Taps his fingers and can’t help but fidget on his barstool…
Opening his mouth, while holding up one finger…
“PHIL! JUST STOP! You’ve already aggravated the hell out of me, so you’re done! NO MORE!”
“Why did the old lady fall in the well?”
“Why? Fuck! Don’t tell me!”
“She didn’t see that well.”