100 Word Challenge: Orchard + Limousine + Night = 300 Words
“I Don’t Want You To Fuck Me! I NEED You to KRUMP ME!”
Expressive | Exaggerated | Excessive | Energetic
[KRUMPING = Kingdom Radically Uplifted Mighty Praise]
Growing up, I had zero interest in our family’s very successful orchard. In fact, I always had an excuse to avoid even going into it.
“But dad, it’s that time and I’m having…”
“Enough! Stop! Never mind! Another time, Sarah, another time.”
This worked perfectly, until I turned 18, and he said, “I love you honey, but unless you tour the orchard with me today, you’re out of my will.”
Turned out, I was missing something amazing for years…
One of the bumpiest of rides you can imagine!
The randomness of the bumps was the best part. Way better than even horse back riding, which I did as often as possible. I came like crazy during the tour.
“See! It’s very exciting, isn’t it?”
“You have no idea, dad, no idea.”
Fast-forward seventeen years, and he was gone. The success of our brand allowed me to enjoy myself in endless ways.
My favorite of which, was Charles driving my newest date and me on late night limo tours of my orchard.
“If he could just park, we could fuck way easier, Sarah.”
“I Don’t Want You To Fuck Me! I NEED You to KRUMP ME!”
The random slams of his cock and balls, causing both of us to bounce around grunting in pain from the exertion skyrocketed my orgasms!
My date could barely hang onto my hips as Charles sped up into what I call my, “Love Tunnel”. The bumpiest of areas, I’ve had marked with lights.
Even Charles is grunting, struggling to hold onto the steering wheel, as one of the back tires gets airborne.
Between the loudest of screams yet, combined with the sound of celery cracking, followed by crying, Charles knew, it was time once again, to head to the ER.
Zote: (Zatanna note) It’s been three years, and neither his hallucinations or nightmares have stopped… they’ve only gotten even worse!
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