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Pay for External Views is Coming to Medium & Pornhub is the 3rd Most Common Google Search Term
Think of the possibilities!
Gimme all the external view money for the readers who find my Medium stories while Googling “Pornhub.”
We’ve all heard the heart-pounding, pantie-wetting, boner-getting news. Sometime his year Medium will start paying writers for external views.
Q: And how will writers be found by those outside the Medium secret society? A: Via Google searches, of course.
Q: And what are the three most popular Google searches for 2023? A: Facebook, YouTube, and Pornhub.
So here’s your royal road to massive fame and fortune on this platform.
Figure out how to get Google to feature you, lowly Medium writer, in their search summaries when bug-eyed dudes type in “Pornhub” and their favorite literature-related search term.
I call it “coming out on top on Pornhub.” Talk about some good Googling.
Pulling those Pornhub-seeking, bug-eyed dudes from traditional porn to your wordporn may be tougher than it sounds. But, because I’m a giver, I’ve done some of your thinking for you.
Imagine yon Pornhub Googler searching for “big boobs.”
He’s gonna end up here, right?
Or somewhere like it.
But, not so fast.
All you have to do is a simple SEO “redirect” and you’ll have “big boobs” hunter salivating over your latest literary offering in no time.
Instead of writing boring Medium-type sentences like “I made $100,000 writing about crypto while working four minutes a week”, spice it up a bit.
How about …
“I’m a big boob and I still made $100,000 writing about crypto while working four minutes a week and bouncing my big boobs around suggestively. And, you can too, you big boob!”
Then, when Mr. Pornhub dude reads your fascinating crypto/writing/$/big boobs story, you’ll GET PAID!
What could be better?!
Obviously, there are some fine points still in need of sharpening. But now you’ve got the nuts and bolts (sexy right?) of a stupendous, non-stop, money-making scheme.
Do be aware, Pornhub-derived external dollars will come your way slightly differently. No Stripe payments here.
You’ll have to dance to your door wearing nothing but a g-string and ho shoes. Then the mailman will hang your monthly earnings in crumpled currency from your undergarment.
Stock up on hand sanitizer and gloves to handle any coins coming your way.
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