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Pantyhose and Heels are an Interesting Choice of Attire for the Beach

An all-AI MuddyUm experiment

This image was created by an AI program using the prompt —

Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach.

That phrase was selected by a random sentence generator.

So, both words and image were chosen by a very smart and often quite bizarre machine, not me, as are all of the words and images in this post. My role in this experiment? Standing by and wondering WTF, mostly.

Here’s a little sampling of what our computer overlords are thinking when they think for themselves. Odd, really.

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My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.

Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue.

The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle.

He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.

In that instant, everything changed.

He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.

When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food.

The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world.

I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief.

I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market.

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.

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Thanks to Toni Crowe!

The T. Kent Jones Omnibus never closes. Free parking!

There’s so much comedy behind this blue-eyed cat.