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shian</i></b></p><p id="8439"><b><i>Wheels DeGrasse Tyson</i></b></p><p id="e4f9"><b><i>Cart Blanche</i></b></p><p id="5a47"><b><i>Schlep</i></b></p><p id="d816"><b><i>Cartship Enterprise</i></b></p><p id="7c65"><b><i>Cart Simpson</i></b></p><p id="3e9b"><b><i>Napolean Bonacarte</i></b></p><p id="8c1b"><b><i>Wheely Dan</i></b></p><p id="49db"><b><i>Cart Garfunkel</i></b></p><p id="f58a"><b><i>Total Eclipse Of The Cart</i></b></p><p id="6e64"><b><i>Bookaditch Cartabatch</i></b></p><p id="08dd"><b><i>Groucho Cart</i></b></p><p id="cf8f"><b><i>Descartes</i></b></p><p id="5925"><b><i>Cart Vader</i></b></p><p id="713d"><b><i>Lord Voldecart</i></b></p><p id="6237"><b><i>Cartasaurus Rex</i></b></p><p id="b77a"><b>If you’re a librarian and these names inspire you to re-name the book cart in your life, please share the results in the comments section.</b></p><p id="3df3"><b><i>( <a href="https://rosalindwarren.medium.com/need-a-good-editor-get-in-touch-c3508093b772?sk=da811ef430b407044d2aff236d7c0570">Writing Coach</a></i></b> <b><i>and editor</i> <a href="https://readmedium.com/about-me-roz-warren-efbecf511f04?sk=4ba4c8736b0dd97473598b22583e2090"><i>Roz Warren</i></a><i> writes for everyone from the <a href="https://readmedium.com/looking-for-a-terrific-paying-market-for-humor-and-cartoons-b24658bb9d5d?source=frien

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Orson Scott Cart, Meet Louisa May Alcart

The Hilarious Nicknames Librarians Give Their Book Carts

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If you work in a library, you work with book carts, so naturally you give them nicknames. You could call your faithful book cart Bumpy, Squeaky, Rusty or Tipsy. But surely you can do better than that! Here’s a list of actual nicknames librarians have given their favorite book carts:

Boris Cartoff

Andrew Cartnegie

Louisa May Alcart

Orson Scott Cart

Magna Carta

Herman Shelfville

Carty McCartface

Trolley Parton

Paul McCartney

Shelvis Presley

Cartin Sheen

Kim Kartdashian

Wheels DeGrasse Tyson

Cart Blanche

Schlep

Cartship Enterprise

Cart Simpson

Napolean Bonacarte

Wheely Dan

Cart Garfunkel

Total Eclipse Of The Cart

Bookaditch Cartabatch

Groucho Cart

Descartes

Cart Vader

Lord Voldecart

Cartasaurus Rex

If you’re a librarian and these names inspire you to re-name the book cart in your life, please share the results in the comments section.

( Writing Coach and editor Roz Warren writes for everyone from the Funny Times to the New York Times, and is the author of Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection of Library Humor, and Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library. If you want to buy inscribed copies or just want to say hi, you can reach her at [email protected])

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