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loo roll art: photo by author</figcaption></figure><p id="896a">Okay, so I did the whole, <b><i>“What the actual??!!”</i></b> until I remembered that I didn’t live alone and my caring, adorable, loving partner had left me this funny joke! I laughed so hard I nearly peed!! (luckily I was already on the loo!)</p><p id="4d00">I staggered back to bed. “What were you laughing at?” he asks. “You know, that joke you left!” It took him a few seconds…bless… “Oh!! Yeah, forgot I did that!” <b>I tell you, two sheets are better than none!</b></p><p id="a218">~~Thanks for reading!~~</p><p id="978f"><i>Lisa likes writing. About all sorts of things. At the moment she particularly likes writing amusing things. It’s helping her through the pain of having two jobs (one of which she will be finishing very soon — but not really soon enough!). She writes <a href="https://readmedium.com/life-37a36292c5ee">poetry</a> too. Some of it has been published in <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Poetic-Notes-LiAnnah-Jameson-ebook/dp/B07SD67LYR/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8">real paper books</a>!</i></p><p id="9987"><i>If you like this piece, you might also

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Once Upon a Morning

That one time….

One day I got out of bed and did my usual thing of going to the toilet. I was a bit bleary-eyed, and I have just reached that age where it’s just taking longer for the old eyeballs to focus properly. It was also really dark because we have super amazing blackout curtains. Because: Finland, Land of the Midnight Sun.

So anyways, I go into the bathroom, blinking at the (really not strong at all) light, and do my morning pee. I reach for the toilet paper… (more than 2 sheets, hey Bebe!?) and…well…this…

Slightly blurry yet highly amusing loo roll art: photo by author

Okay, so I did the whole, “What the actual??!!” until I remembered that I didn’t live alone and my caring, adorable, loving partner had left me this funny joke! I laughed so hard I nearly peed!! (luckily I was already on the loo!)

I staggered back to bed. “What were you laughing at?” he asks. “You know, that joke you left!” It took him a few seconds…bless… “Oh!! Yeah, forgot I did that!” I tell you, two sheets are better than none!

~Thanks for reading!~

Lisa likes writing. About all sorts of things. At the moment she particularly likes writing amusing things. It’s helping her through the pain of having two jobs (one of which she will be finishing very soon — but not really soon enough!). She writes poetry too. Some of it has been published in real paper books!