No Offense

Sometimes you just gotta.

Oh, Shaunta. Oh, Shannon. Oh, Gary. Oh, why?

As hard as I write, And as hard as I try, I can’t get my fair share of that Medium Pie.

Oh, shit! Oh, damn! Oh, fuck! Oh, my!

You make thousands per month, A nice living — no lie, So where’s my fair share of that Medium pie?

Oh, claps. Oh, fans. Oh, reads. Oh…sigh.

Don’t give me your tips, Or advice I won’t buy, Just cut me a hunk of that Medium pie.

Sherry McGuinn is a slightly-twisted, longtime Chicago-area writer and award-winning screenwriter. Her work has appeared in The Chicago Tribune, Chicago Sun-Times and numerous other publications. Sherry’s manager is currently pitching her newest screenplay, a drama with dark, comedic overtones and inspired by a true story.

Thanks for reading. My stats might suck, but you guys are great.