New Medium Features
New Medium Feature #1: Live Earnings!
Let’s cut out the bullshit

I’m bored shitless by this endless talk of how Followers, Claps and Comments affects your earnings.
How some guy has only 3 Followers but earns $10k a week. Or how another jerk publishes only once a month, yet runs a Ferrari.
Then there are the high-productivity nerds who churn out a couple of pieces a day and claim to be millionaires.
The nomads who sneak a piece in now and then, say how rich they are, but are really living off boiled sweets and opium in a tin shack in Laos.
Or the moaners who say they used to earn $10k a month but now only earn $9,990. Or the morons who don’t write a thing and somehow have a million followers!!
Well I’ve got a solution for all of these bullshitters.
Live Earnings
This is my current bio panel

But how about this instead

You could even rub it in

Then we wouldn’t have liars like this

And more people like this

You could even go for a total earnings option to weed out the frauds

Or introduce a graffiti feature

Let everyone join in

Make it inclusive!

What do you think?
I’m game.
I think this would definitely improve relations on the platform, and would make it more fun.
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