Names Are Weird
Silver and Gold
Have you ever noticed Most men named Silverman Really are not silver They all have human skin
And Goldmans are not gold Which is a helpful thing They would all get kidnapped For being walking bling
Taken to the pawn shop And melted down for chains Money outweighs ethics And greed is what remains
Eventually the chain men Find a celebrity And wrap around his neck Like this year’s Mr. T
That fate would be a shame Yes, so utterly cruel That I would have to say “Man, I pity the fool”
More silliness:
